how many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
two: one to get the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly coloured machine tools
how many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Silly boy, people don't fit in lightbulbs.
and one from a California friend:
how many people from Marin county does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
silly, people from Marin county screw in hot tubs...