"Kangaroo mobs jogger"

[I-mon]

http://www.canberratimes.com.au/news/local/news/general/kangaroo-mobs-act-jogger/1781725.aspx

This happened on the hill behind my house two days ago.

[Michael]

I thought you were taller.

[cerebus]

Dayum. Killer roos in your area?

[I-mon]

That's not me it's some local douchebag (note the haircut)

[I-mon]

but yes it seems that they are developing a taste for human flesh.

[Michael]

That's not me it's some local douchebag (note the haircut)

Yeah, I figured.

[wiesiek]

look out for next hollywood hit: "Monster kangaroo pays back II"

[Darthwing Teorist]

That's not me it's some local douchebag (note the haircut)

Yeah, he has no lice.

[Patrick]

How is it possible to see that someone is a douche just because of the haircut?

[Dmitri]

^^ That fight is amazing!!! Thanks for posting.

I had no idea they could balance on their tail for support while kicking with both legs.

They need to work on their ground game though... Royce would choke them out.

[yeniseri]

hey! that's 2 men in a kangaroo suit playing around after a few drinks!

[I-mon]

Hey I got rid of my lice 3 years ago!

He may not actually be a douche and is probably a perfectly excellent fellow, he just has the standard douche-cut like about 90% of australian males under 40.

I ate spit-roasted Kangaroo at my friends' wedding last weekend it was damn tasty.

[Mut]

kangaroo does taste damn fine!

Dmitri, you should hear a roo fight, gutteral groan and very loud thuds when the kicks land.

[Darthwing Teorist]

Hey I got rid of my lice 3 years ago!

I was joking. I actually like your "lice free since 2007" signature.

[Michael]

I thought they burrowed into the core and took over the mainframe