what inventions do you want to see?

[everything]

time travel hot tub that takes you to the 80s?

[Iskendar]

a tasp.

Naughty boy

[Andy_S]

A special ray that shoots out of your computer when you are wasting time on RSF that actually increases your martial arts skill level every time you post.

Failing that, I'd go for the rocket boots, too.

Oh, and wings.

[Michael]

not really an invention, but a cheap, universally-available cure for all major diseases.

Good food, clean air and water, and Chinese Medicine preventative treatments. Pizza Express would unfortunately be disallowed Unless they changed their ingredients to non-factory foodstuffs.

[Michael]

qi detector with yin/yang polarity gauge

a really good spam filter

a prophylactic that doesn't reduce sensitivity, can be activated quickly and easily long before the act, and prevents pregnancy and STD's with no side-effects

[Andy_S]

An injection or oral medication that makes one's wife sensible and unemotional for - say - one hour a day.

Probably just a dream, though.

[Michael]

An injection or oral medication that makes one's wife sensible and unemotional for - say - one hour a day.

Probably just a dream, though.

It's available. An injection of cold steel through the orbit and into the frontal lobe, then swished around a bit, will make her seem like a damn genius compared to you.

[Steve James]

wings

Hands down. A portable set of wings that wouldn't require altitude or airspeed to launch and land would be a dream come true.