amazing bruise removal lotion...

[Muad'dib]

Graham, don't tell me you want the hose again. I didn't think that was your style.

[meeks]

strange - the lubriderm fairy has been visiting me a lot lately. Every morning I see evidence of the lubriderm fairy's visit on my mouse...

[Michael]

TMI! TMI!

[meeks]

*evil grin*

just kidding Mike. there is no need for lubriderm...


not when you stock cases of medical lubricant in the warehouse....

[Michael]

aaargh! I think of you every time I pass a massage parlor in China "I wonder if meeks ever visited that one?"

[Kevin_Wallbridge]

Yes Michael... just nod and know the answer is yes.

[meeks]

*theme from cheers*
you wanna go where everybody knooooows your naaaaame......

(me walking into a red light massage)
*walks in*..evening everybody..
*all staff*.."MEEKS!"
*manager* "hey meeks...beer?"

that actually happened when we walked into a KTV with my boss and a couple of business owners (prospective clients) - we were about 20 feet from the entrance and they had seen us coming. Normally there's 4 girls at the door to greet you but when they saw us walking towards them, about 20 girls lined up. we weren't really paying that much attention until all 20 girls bowed and (in chinese) said "welcome, david"

[Bill]

manager - How's the world treating you, Meeks?

Meeks - Like a baby treats its diapers.

[meeks]

LMAO!

[Darth Rock&Roll]

*theme from cheers*
you wanna go where everybody knooooows your naaaaame......

(me walking into a red light massage)
*walks in*..evening everybody..
*all staff*.."MEEKS!"
*manager* "hey meeks...beer?"

that actually happened when we walked into a KTV with my boss and a couple of business owners (prospective clients) - we were about 20 feet from the entrance and they had seen us coming. Normally there's 4 girls at the door to greet you but when they saw us walking towards them, about 20 girls lined up. we weren't really paying that much attention until all 20 girls bowed and (in chinese) said "welcome, david"

bahahahahahahaha.

I'm sure that went over extremely well.