raided militia have antichrist humour

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raided militia have antichrist humour

Postby yusuf on Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:29 pm

from the website of the Hutaree militia, recently raided by the fbi..

The beast's number (humor)

670 - Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000000 - Number of the High Precision Beast
665.9999954 - Number of the Pentium Beast
0.666 - Number of the Millibeast
/666 - Beast Common Denominator
666 x sq. rt (-1) - Imaginary number of the Beast
1010011010 - Binary of the Beast
1-666 - Area code of the Beast
00666 - Zip code of the Beast
1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. (Must be over 18)
$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
$710.36 - Price of the Beast plus 6.66% state sales tax
$769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$606.66 - Price of the Beast at Wal-Mart
$566.66 - Price of the Beast at Costco
Phillips 666 - Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 - Way of the Beast
666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k - Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg - Recommended Daily Allowance of Beast
6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank ($666 minimum deposit)
6-6-6.xls - Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast
666i - BMW of the Beast
DSM-666 (revised) - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast


I found this quite funny.. :)
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Re: raided militia have antichrist humour

Postby Darthwing Teorist on Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:44 pm

LMAO!!! Thanks for posting this. ;D
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Re: raided militia have antichrist humour

Postby Muad'dib on Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:53 pm

If there's one thing I've learned from hanging out on RSF, its that even nutjobs can be funny sometimes.

/666 - Beast Common Denominator


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Re: raided militia have antichrist humour

Postby Darth Rock&Roll on Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:56 pm

Let's not forget 667, across the road from the beast

f6f 6f6 = postal code of the beast

sex sex sex = everyones favourite beast

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Re: raided militia have antichrist humour

Postby Bär on Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:07 pm

Sweet. These dude are from my hometown/county in Michigan. It's so par for the course.
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Re: raided militia have antichrist humour

Postby Bär on Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:53 am

http://www.boingboing.net/2010/03/29/christian-militia-gr.html

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