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Who here has Koro?

Postby Bill on Tue Mar 30, 2010 1:55 pm

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Re: Who here has Koro?

Postby meeks on Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:06 pm

I suffer from Orok - the complete opposite of Koro, which is the delusion that it's so damn huge I might trip over it, accompanied by my own death.
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Re: Who here has Koro?

Postby D_Glenn on Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:18 pm

Orok sufferers also have to deal with the chilling bite of the cold water in public restrooms.

"Damn! that water's cold!"


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Re: Who here has Koro?

Postby qiphlow on Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:34 pm

....and deep, too.
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Re: Who here has Koro?

Postby Dmitri on Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:36 pm

meeks wrote:I suffer from Orok - the complete opposite of Koro, which is the delusion that it's so damn huge I might trip over it, accompanied by my own death.

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Re: Who here has Koro?

Postby lazyboxer on Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:15 pm

Still worse is Orok-Kroo - the delusion that evil wizardry has caused one's member to become permanently knotted. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koro_(medicine)
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Re: Who here has Koro?

Postby meeks on Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:57 pm

what's worse is auto erotic self asphyxiation orok - where they find you delusional, thinking you have died from tying your penis around your neck for a better orgasm...
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Re: Who here has Koro?

Postby Chris Fleming on Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:49 am

Don't have Koro, but I have:


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Re: Who here has Koro?

Postby Bär on Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:30 am



I'd pay good money...
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