by Andy_S on Wed Apr 14, 2010 8:38 am
So it has come to this: Some fat, rich bastard with power and influence over the corrupt local coppers abuses his power and assaults a bunch of helpless innocent immigrant babes? Call for Steven Seagal! He'll sort this swine out - but only after effortlessly (yet bloodily) beating the shag out of his army of hired thugs, mafiosi, ninjas, trensgender kickboxers, terrorists and rednecks!
Oh, hang on: Steven Seagal is the man accused, you say? Damn, the plot has gone horribly wrong somewhere.
In the next episode of "Steven Seagal: Lawman" will we see his erstwhile colleagues attempt taze him and sling him in pokey?
(Now that would be damned entertaining. My money is on Seagal whacking the entire Louisiana force. After all he is the best shot amongst them, the keenest with a tazer, AND considerably slimmer than most of 'em.)
Dmitri:
Let me get this straight: You can spot a sexual predator just by looking at a photograph and getting a 'gut feeling'?
Crivens man, this is a priceless skill for all right-thinking persons. Please fill us in on how you do it so that we, too, can spot the predators and - to hell with due process! - rid society of the filthy, freakish scum.
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