Best Bumper Sticker EVAH !

[Mike Strong]

I was walking out of the gym this morning, and I saw this Suburban with all kinds of MMA stickers and decals; when this one cought my eye:


FIGHTING SOLVES EVERYTHING

[cdobe]

It's a label
http://fightingsolveseverything.com/

[Harvey]

If an integer n is greater than 2, then the equation an + bn = cn has no solutions in non-zero integers a, b, and c.

no it don't

[Bhassler]

a, b and n =5
c=10

That's not a very good math problem, Harvey. Wanna fight about it?

[cerebus]

My own favorite bumper sticker was IF IDIOTS COULD FLY, I'D HAVE THE ROAD ALL TO MYSELF ....

[Bhassler]

"Friends help you move.
Real friends help you move bodies."

Matched pairs:
"Mean People Suck" "Nice People Swallow"

"If Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy." "If Papa ain't happy, ain't nobody cares."

[MikeC]

Another one I saw, IF ASSHOLES COULD FLY, THIS PLACE WOULD BE A GODDAMN AIRPORT!

[Darthwing Teorist]

Personally, I like the ol' "Insured by Smith & Wesson" bumper sticker.

[meeks]

saw one on a boat the other day:
small penis on board

[cerebus]

There were two that I saw years ago on a beat-up old pickup truck in Northern Vermont:

I LOVE ANIMALS.... THEY'RE DELICIOUS
and
IF GOD DIDN'T WANT US TO EAT ANIMALS, WHY DID HE MAKE THEM OUT OF MEAT?

[Buddy]

Reach out and touch someone...from 10,000 yards.

[meeks]

saw a bumper on a porsche once saying "my other car is a porsche"

[edededed]

Non-funny versions:

"I love plants... they're delicious"
"If God didn't want us to eat plants, why did He make them out of fiber?"

"My other car is a Volvo"

[juz]

"If you can read this, thank a teacher"

education...f**k yeah!

[RobB]

" I'm moving to Theory. Everything works there."

Cheers

Rob