Favorite Van Damme Movie

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Favorite Van Damme Movie

Postby kreese on Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:12 am

Some of us were just too young to know any better...

1. Bloodsport
2. Cyborg, which happens to be on Cinemax right now! Woo-hoo! It turns out the director, Alvert Pyun, is a master of horrible movies. I am kind of tempted to start checking out his impressive filmography.
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Re: Favorite Van Damme Movie

Postby I-mon on Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:15 am

kickboxer first

i saw kickboxer and karate kid on the same day at my friends 5th? birthday party back when all us little tackers were doing judo.

then bloodsport.

was cyborg the same as universal soldier?
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Re: Favorite Van Damme Movie

Postby Darth Rock&Roll on Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:24 am

are you kidding?
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Re: Favorite Van Damme Movie

Postby kreese on Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:30 am

Oh no. It's a post-apocalyptic ode to Jean Claude's vanity with some pretty awful dialog and surprisingly cool images.

"1989. Director: Albert Pyun starring
Jean-Claude Van Damme with Deborah Richter and Vincent Klyn.

This film was conceived to use the costumes and sets built both for an intended sequel of Masters of the Universe (1987) and a live version of 'Spider-Man'. Both projects were planned to shoot simultaneously by Albert Pyun. After Cannon had to cancel deals with both Mattel and Marvel because of their financial troubles, they needed to recoup the money spent on both projects. Then Pyun wrote the story Cyborg (1989). Some network television still give the film's title as 'Masters of the Universe 2: Cyborg' which often confuses many into thinking a sequel to that film was made.

Director Albert Pyun originally envisioned the film as a heavy opera without dialogue, shot in granulated black and white, but the proposal encountered the refusal of producers.

The character names Gibson Rickenbacker, Nady Simmons, Fender Tremolo, Marshall Strat and Pearl Prophet are also names of musical instruments or manufacturers."



Japanese promo:

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Re: Favorite Van Damme Movie

Postby qiphlow on Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:46 am

bloodsport
kickboxer
lionheart
double impact

and i love that spike tv has van damme festivals every few months or so. the old van damme movies are a guilty pleasure of mine.
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Re: Favorite Van Damme Movie

Postby fuga on Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:38 am

Seriously, how can you ask for just one favorite?
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Re: Favorite Van Damme Movie

Postby ninepalace on Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:26 pm

my sister and i would watch a vhs televsion copy of "lionheart" every stay after school for a bit when we were youngsters.

can't remember the name, but my dad took me to see one where he is an undercover in jail and has to get "the sandman". remember like that. first place i heard the word "puto".
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Re: Favorite Van Damme Movie

Postby qiphlow on Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:35 pm

the movie is "death warrant."
that one is also on my list as of this moment. thanks for reminding me of that one.
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Re: Favorite Van Damme Movie

Postby meeks on Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:20 pm

I prefer Jeff Speakman ....
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now with ADDED SMOOTHOSITY! ;D
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Re: Favorite Van Damme Movie

Postby edededed on Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:46 pm

Bloodsport, fo sho!
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Re: Favorite Van Damme Movie

Postby Mike Strong on Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:53 pm

This is the gheyest thread we've had around here in a long time. ::)

... I had an "almost run-in" with Jean Claude in a park in Santa Monica, ( TRUE STORY ). ;D
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Re: Favorite Van Damme Movie

Postby cerebus on Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:47 pm

Only Jean Claude V.D. movie I can stand is Bloodsport...
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Re: Favorite Van Damme Movie

Postby edededed on Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:55 pm

...which was almost exactly like The Quest... Remember that one? :P
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Re: Favorite Van Damme Movie

Postby Finny on Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:36 pm

Kickboxer stands head and shoulders above all.

I also used to love "Wrong Bet" when I was a kid.
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Re: Favorite Van Damme Movie

Postby I-mon on Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:37 pm



damn kickboxer is some ghey shit. it boggles the mind that i didn't realize it even when i was 5.
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