1. Show up with a coffee or atleast a lit cigarette. That way you can flick it in the face of the sifu...then kick them in the balls
2. If the person has a camera with him. Hit that person first.
3. Don't show up at a Chi Gong class and expect the best fighters to be there...
4. When you show up don't expect it to be recieved in a friendly manner.
5. Be expected to be charged money to fight the instructor. If he gets injured he loses his livelihood. Same go if he loses.
6. The seniors students all get first dibs...
7. Don't challenge the instructor, then push him away.
I have seen a few challenges. A brasilian individual ( bjj) guy showed up when I was talking with Ryabko. That lasted 4 seconds. In the infantry, a very fit individual challenge our instructor. That ended badly. My CLF has recieved many challenges in HK and here. The joke was "...dial 9 -1 ...okay start fighting..-1". I watched Lennox Lewis's bodygaurd punch Tyson in the head repeatedly on National news. Mr. Villari had a fantastic man who went everywhere with him. He dealt with all challengers. I recently met Bob Wall and Chuck Norris ...they didn't have anyone with them. When I asked Mr. Norris" Other then in the day, do you get challenged...he said 'yeah..Sudoko!"
Due to the recent events that have occured on this board that has spilled over into reality...or vice versa. Can't remember. I am asking all comers to add to the list. This is in humour. Cause frankly, no one gives a shit about spat's.
Oh if this thread gets locked, let it be known that I got in before the end!hahhah
