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Re: Fuck You [fill in blank]

Postby Doc Stier on Tue Dec 30, 2014 8:18 am

Michael: I am stunned by your impossibly high standards and self-sabotaging personal choices. I guess we can't all be smart! LOL :D
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Re: Fuck You [fill in blank]

Postby Michael on Tue Dec 30, 2014 9:05 am

Doc, which acupuncture point should I stimulate for the smartness jing to start circulating a little more thoroughly?
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Re: Fuck You [fill in blank]

Postby Doc Stier on Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:02 am

Michael: I suggest that you hammer a new ten penny nail into the Extra Point: Yin Tang (The Hall of Impression), located on the glabella at the midpoint between the medial termination of the eyebrows. This will permanently resolve all your problems! Alternatively, you should consider getting a good checkup from the neck up! ;)

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Re: Fuck You [fill in blank]

Postby Michael on Tue Dec 30, 2014 10:06 pm

Thanks, Doc. Sounds perfect!
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Re: Fuck You [fill in blank]

Postby Doc Stier on Wed Dec 31, 2014 9:18 am

Happy to be of assistance, as always! Hahaha! :D
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Re: Fuck You [fill in blank]

Postby wuwei sifu on Wed Dec 31, 2014 11:33 am

Michael wrote:I hang out on a social media site and kill time in the chatroom. I changed my pic recently to something less fat looking, so I'm told, had no idea the previous pick was a turn off, and suddenly they started working on me. They are boring as hell and quite selfish in bed. Just not worth the trouble, as is true of anything readily available in mainland China, from food to gong fu, lol.


sorry to hear that. you're gonna have to find a dude in the know who knows where to find the naughty gurls that are both hot and stimulating too. try to do that without hitting on the wrong woman though lol . alway recon them 1st. whenever possible. ata least that way we might see u again. ;D
when you misinterpret my words please don't blame me for that; or act like i said what you changed based on a faulty interpretation instead of taking my words as written ! (I know, this is the internet, but that doesn't mean you can put words in my mouth)
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Re: Fuck You [fill in blank]

Postby wuwei sifu on Wed Dec 31, 2014 11:35 am

Doc Stier wrote:Michael: I suggest that you hammer a new ten penny nail into the Extra Point: Yin Tang (The Hall of Impression), located on the glabella at the midpoint between the medial termination of the eyebrows. This will permanently resolve all your problems! Alternatively, you should consider getting a good checkup from the neck up! ;)

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just to tag along Sifu Stiers post. use the K.I.S.S. accupoint daily, this therapy works long term if you can do it. 8-)
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Re: Fuck You [fill in blank]

Postby grzegorz on Wed Dec 31, 2014 6:15 pm

Dish stopped carrying FOX news, just another reason to get Dish.
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Re: Fuck You [fill in blank]

Postby Michael on Wed Dec 31, 2014 7:48 pm

wuwei sifu wrote:
Doc Stier wrote:Michael: I suggest that you hammer a new ten penny nail into the Extra Point: Yin Tang (The Hall of Impression), located on the glabella at the midpoint between the medial termination of the eyebrows. This will permanently resolve all your problems! Alternatively, you should consider getting a good checkup from the neck up! ;)

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just to tag along Sifu Stiers post. use the K.I.S.S. accupoint daily, this therapy works long term if you can do it. 8-)

If I can find a ten penny nail capable of penetrating the required bone mass in order to "de qi" my yintang, then I think the best treatment would be a through-needle technique all the way to the Jade Pillow, unless of course Doc sees any medical contraindications. Otherwise, I suspect this just might provide long-term relief from my symptoms. :o :P
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Re: Fuck You [fill in blank]

Postby Michael on Wed Dec 31, 2014 7:51 pm

wuwei sifu wrote:
Michael wrote:I hang out on a social media site and kill time in the chatroom. I changed my pic recently to something less fat looking, so I'm told, had no idea the previous pick was a turn off, and suddenly they started working on me. They are boring as hell and quite selfish in bed. Just not worth the trouble, as is true of anything readily available in mainland China, from food to gong fu, lol.


sorry to hear that. you're gonna have to find a dude in the know who knows where to find the naughty gurls that are both hot and stimulating too. try to do that without hitting on the wrong woman though lol . alway recon them 1st. whenever possible. ata least that way we might see u again. ;D

I just broke up with a gweilo GF with whom I saw a lot of potential and it somehow made me aggravated by these youthful ONS/NSA offers. Pretty sure the above mentioned through-needle's gonna be the best remedy, lol.
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Re: Fuck You [fill in blank]

Postby Michael on Wed Dec 31, 2014 7:52 pm

grzegorz wrote:Dish stopped carrying FOX news, just another reason to get Dish.

So FUCK YOU, Fox "news"! ;)
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Re: Fuck You [fill in blank]

Postby grzegorz on Thu Jan 01, 2015 1:54 pm

Michael wrote:
grzegorz wrote:Dish stopped carrying FOX news, just another reason to get Dish.

So FUCK YOU, Fox "news"! ;)


Yeah, any news network that sees being on a reality show as a qualification for being a news journalist is something I don't need to see.

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Re: Fuck You [fill in blank]

Postby Dajenarit on Thu Jan 01, 2015 2:45 pm

lol brilliant analysis Greg. That pretty much sums up media in America period.
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Re: Fuck You [fill in blank]

Postby grzegorz on Thu Jan 01, 2015 6:46 pm

Dajenarit wrote:lol brilliant analysis Greg. That pretty much sums up media in America period.


Yeah, I don't FOX, MSNBC or CNN except to get a rare headline.

As you were saying about Cent it's obvious that someone doesn't want us discussing the real issues. Like the presidential elections it's allaabout hair.
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Re: Fuck You [fill in blank]

Postby Azer on Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:01 pm

A mate posted this on FB:

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Shooting a tear gas canister point blank in a young woman's face. I'd love to spend some quality time with that coward.
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