Interweb Challenges!

[Andy_S]

IMPORTANT PUBLIC NOTICE

GENTLEMEN AND GENTLEWOMEN OF RSF! HEAR YE! HEAR YE!

This thread takes the fucking biscuit.

Kindly name your seconds as, I, the undesigned, do formally and honourably lay before ye the following duels, designed as public tests of skill, courage and chaphood.

GENTLEMEN* OF RSF!
I - the unbeatable, formidable and respected Andy_S - do offer to take on you pathetic pouffes singly, or in groups of up to 30 at a time, in one or more of the following contests:
(1) Ale swilling
(Note: Lager does not apply)
(2) Curry slurping
(Note: Bill to be settled by loser)
(3) Babe spotting
(Note: Events (1), (2) and (3) can be combined into single contest)
(4) Post-curry incontinence
(Note: Pre-contest legal waiver required for this duel. Soft toilet tissue disallowed. Emergency plumber to be on call.)
(5) Post-incontinence rectal scorch-mark comparison
(Note: Services of rectum specialist to be retained in advance to judge the technicalities of this duel)

IMPORTANT NOTE:
I don't do fighting - street, NHB, MT, PH or anything that requires physical contact - though qi contests are negotiatble. However, I WILL generously make one exception re the rule on contact combat.

To wit:

GENTLEWOMEN OF RSF!
I - the handsome, stylish, witty and chappish Andy_S - do hereby offer to fight ye in honourable combat, singly or (preferably) in groups of three. The duel is subject to the following exclusive conditions:
(1) The match takes place with all contestents stark nekkid
(Note: "Stark nekkid" means exactly that. Bikinis not acceptable, unless of the 'Easily Ripped Off' (TM) brand)
(2) The forum for the affair of honour is a large bowl/pool of jelly or mud
(Note: Combat environment to be heated to comfortable room temperature in advance)
(3) No husbands, boyfriends, fathers, older brothers or other potential shotgun wielders to be permitted in the same country on, immediately before, or immediatly after, date of duel
(Note re Snow: This condition will be extended to, "Husband not on same continent")
(4) Scratching, spitting, hair-pulling and shrieking to be permitted but attacks to challenger's "golden target" strictly off limits (Note: The challenger to be permitted to wear a studded Gladiator pose pouch/sack guard in sensible deferrment of potential risk to aforesaid "golden target")
(5) Regardless of outcome, the challenger and his business partners in the Danish film industry own all subsequent film and game rights and royalties to the contest.
(Note: Censored portions of duel may be released on YouTube for marketing purposes)

As I can say with utter confidence that nobody will dares to face me in any of the above I make the following pronouncement:
You are all skill-less, dishonourable, pussillanimous wimps, and I - I alone! - am the baddest ass on RSF.

Posterity; combat sports commentators; military historians; kindly take note of the above and the subsequent silence from all forum members.

Thank'ee.

* Perhaps that should read "alleged men of RSF," "self-described men of RSF" or perhaps "boys of RSF." What do ye think, chaps?

[Daniel]

I don´t know anything about the situation Meeks and Lianhuan are involved in, but I like the integrity of your post, BKA. Hope you stay on the Forum. Integrity: I´m a fan. Maybe I should start a FB page on it.

And politics in MA have probably been around since the thing started, just like with humans in general. Sad, sometimes damaging, and sometimes learning lessons. I´ve been planning to write an article about how projection works (no, not kongjin) in IMA/qigong for a few years, just never had the time.


D.

Sarcasm. Oh yeah, like that´ll work.

[Walter Joyce]

Is John Spak the Yak that stole the original name of this forum?

[yusuf]

Can't be .. i thought his name was Brian Phillips the aborted foetus ... oh and he is a fucking grade A piece of shit who keeps dropping his sticks hoping he might get it up the arse from some lurgy ridden transgendered goat

[williamwilson666]

Can't be .. i thought his name was Brian Phillips the aborted foetus ... oh and he is a fucking grade A piece of shit who keeps dropping his sticks hoping he might get it up the arse from some lurgy ridden transgendered goat

Dude, you have watched WAY too much porn this xmas!

[yusuf]

Can't be .. i thought his name was Brian Phillips the aborted foetus ... oh and he is a fucking grade A piece of shit who keeps dropping his sticks hoping he might get it up the arse from some lurgy ridden transgendered goat

Dude, you have watched WAY too much porn this xmas!

the holy trinity ... Misteltoe, Mead and Masturbation....

[neijia_boxer]

The best bagua person will walk the circle more times than the other person. Lets start a Guinness book or worlds record! Dave..John....start walking.

[williamwilson666]

The best bagua person will walk the circle more times than the other person. Lets start a Guinness book or worlds record! Dave..John....start walking.

That's the trouble with Bagua, sometimes you feel like your just going round in circles.....


No?


Sod the lot of you.

[Dmitri]

Actually, I was doing my best to get it far off topic, it was getting a tough hostile in here .

BKA

Hope you didn't mean me (vs. yusuf or something...) But in case you did -- it's all just a joke; there's absolutely zero "hostility" here...

[shawnsegler]

Kung Fu Tze says "if the heat from the cooking stove gives you discomfort then perhaps consorting with a bunch of chefs is not the right course of action"

Just sayin. This is how it goes round this corner of the intraweb.

Best,

S

[StanTheMan]

I don´t know anything about the situation Meeks and Lianhuan are involved in, but I like the integrity of your post, BKA. Hope you stay on the Forum. Integrity: I´m a fan. Maybe I should start a FB page on it.

from the look of things it appears Lianhuan submitted his resume to an office and under 'previous work experience and responsibilities' at his previous locations he padded it heavily. Turns out that a handful of workers at the new office happened to have worked at the previous businesses at the same time his resume says he worked there, and that he didn't have as much of a management role as he implied. All of the previous coworkers have made mention about it to the current coworkers and Lianhuan has singled Meeks out for having been one of the messengers, and the fact that Meeks was upper management at the old location and Lianhuan may have been in the mail room.

Everyone fluffs their resume to a degree - we're all guilty of that. It just sucks when you get caught, that's all. You either suck it up and admit it, or start making shit up about children beating up 'the other guy' in hopes that people will forget 'who started it' on the other threads. I've been reading it lately, and Meeks was really cool with Lianhuan when Lianhuan first joined the forum and it is quite obvious Lianhuan had a 'does not play well with others' on his employee record and started talking smack to all his previous coworkers.

[Bhassler]

Considering the title of the thread, I shall invoke my right as original poster (along with my absolutely ADORABLE puppy-dog-eyes) and implore all and sundry that if anyone has any intention of bad-mouthing other forum members on this thread henceforth, that they also include a challenge for physical combat, and furthermore take steps to facilitate the actual realization of said challenge. Otherwise, if we're just going back to defamation and name-calling, I would request that the mods banish this thread to the pit, as is just.

[BaguaKicksAss]

Kung Fu Tze says "if the heat from the cooking stove gives you discomfort then perhaps consorting with a bunch of chefs is not the right course of action"

Just sayin. This is how it goes round this corner of the intraweb.

Best,

S

This is the option I've decided to go with. I always wondered why some friends of mine learned from books and vids.....

However if anyone on here has never heard of John or Dave (or at least could care less) I still challenge you to all you can eat sushi.

Ps tom kept my acc on here so anyone where we were pming back and forth, keep in touch.

Bka

[BaguaKicksAss]

Considering the title of the thread, I shall invoke my right as original poster (along with my absolutely ADORABLE puppy-dog-eyes) and implore all and sundry that if anyone has any intention of bad-mouthing other forum members on this thread henceforth, that they also include a challenge for physical combat, and furthermore take steps to facilitate the actual realization of said challenge. Otherwise, if we're just going back to defamation and name-calling, I would request that the mods banish this thread to the pit, as is just.

Yeah well, you can't eat as much sushi as I can.... Come to vancouver and prove me wrong!

Bka

[Walter Joyce]

Kung Fu Tze says "if the heat from the cooking stove gives you discomfort then perhaps consorting with a bunch of chefs is not the right course of action"

Just sayin. This is how it goes round this corner of the intraweb.

Best,

S

This is the option I've decided to go with. I always wondered why some friends of mine learned from books and vids.....

However if anyone on here has never heard of John or Dave (or at least could care less) I still challenge you to all you can eat sushi.

Ps tom kept my acc on here so anyone where we were pming back and forth, keep in touch.

Bka

If I may, now you are a true RSF regular. If you don't leave the forum/take a break at least once you're just a poser.

I look forward to your return.