AWESOMELY dogshite IMA Demo. Must See!
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:12 am
Gents:
You will be thanking me for this for years (possibly decades) to come.
These are the funniest damn martial arts/martial artists I have ever seen - just ensure sure you empty your bladder before you click play, we would not want any accidents.
EVERYTHING about it is gut-splitting:
The format! (Hit the mystical muzak - and everyone does their TaiChee dance thang round the flags);
The practitioners! (All shapes and sizes - from emaciated to obese);
The facial expressions! (They appear to be taking this farce seriously);
And - not least - the suits, the accessories and the hair! (Forget Master Klein's nutcrackers: With this lot, I'm lost for words...FFS.)
Gents, choose your favorite "The Qi is Strong In This One" master or instructor and we''ll hold a vote!
My choice? I love the guy in the front with the long sequined dress, the Flynnish 'tache, the dashing quiffe and what looks like a faux jade necklace. He is prancing around doing Chen Taiji (he does one move on the wrong side, so quickly and unobtrusively corrects himself) and Bagua (I love how he runs rings around the other appallingly dressed guy, and at the end - just as the muzak is reaching its mighty climax - you can see he simply HAS to finish with a final flourish/spin).
BTW, if anyone in this demo is a member of RSF (Could the guy with the 'tache be a youthful McKinley?), identify yourself at once, sir!
Weapons
NOTE TO MARTIAL ARTS TAILORS IN THE US
Some of you have a warped fucking sense of humour. I very strongly suggest you conduct yourself with a little more professionalism in future: If an American TaiChee Master comes to you asking for a "Grandmaster Kung Fu Super Suit for a Demonstration," kindly DON'T sell him a mandarin waistcoasts, silk wedding pajamas, 19th century britches or anything with garish polka dots. Thank you.
Final thought:
If these guys are "masters and instructors," ....what must their students look like?
And (horrible thought) what do they wear?
You will be thanking me for this for years (possibly decades) to come.
These are the funniest damn martial arts/martial artists I have ever seen - just ensure sure you empty your bladder before you click play, we would not want any accidents.
EVERYTHING about it is gut-splitting:
The format! (Hit the mystical muzak - and everyone does their TaiChee dance thang round the flags);
The practitioners! (All shapes and sizes - from emaciated to obese);
The facial expressions! (They appear to be taking this farce seriously);
And - not least - the suits, the accessories and the hair! (Forget Master Klein's nutcrackers: With this lot, I'm lost for words...FFS.)
Gents, choose your favorite "The Qi is Strong In This One" master or instructor and we''ll hold a vote!
My choice? I love the guy in the front with the long sequined dress, the Flynnish 'tache, the dashing quiffe and what looks like a faux jade necklace. He is prancing around doing Chen Taiji (he does one move on the wrong side, so quickly and unobtrusively corrects himself) and Bagua (I love how he runs rings around the other appallingly dressed guy, and at the end - just as the muzak is reaching its mighty climax - you can see he simply HAS to finish with a final flourish/spin).
BTW, if anyone in this demo is a member of RSF (Could the guy with the 'tache be a youthful McKinley?), identify yourself at once, sir!
Weapons
NOTE TO MARTIAL ARTS TAILORS IN THE US
Some of you have a warped fucking sense of humour. I very strongly suggest you conduct yourself with a little more professionalism in future: If an American TaiChee Master comes to you asking for a "Grandmaster Kung Fu Super Suit for a Demonstration," kindly DON'T sell him a mandarin waistcoasts, silk wedding pajamas, 19th century britches or anything with garish polka dots. Thank you.
Final thought:
If these guys are "masters and instructors," ....what must their students look like?
And (horrible thought) what do they wear?