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I enjoyed their display of lateral footwork.

-pete

lol

Star wars kid found an outlet for his awesome skillz it would seem. 3 sectioned staff chi sabre!

Star wars kid found an outlet for his awesome skillz it would seem. 3 sectioned staff chi sabre!

I have no qualms with any of this, shit is real.

I feel so much better about myself now

middleway wrote:Star wars kid found an outlet for his awesome skillz it would seem. 3 sectioned staff chi sabre!

Damn straight, big boy with his 3 section candy cane was definitely the star of the show.

SNIP
Star wars kid found an outlet for his awesome skillz it would seem. 3 sectioned staff chi sabre!
SNIP

...albeit, less Jabba the Hut, more Pizza the Hut.

It is a pity nobody filmed the crowd reaction to this demo. Were they looking on in awe at this remarkable display of martial skillz and silly threads, or were they having a giggle too?

Thought: Was there a crowd? Or do these gentle martial artists just do this at the drop of a hat for their own bonding enjoyment?

fuga wrote:I enjoyed their display of lateral footwork.

-pete

I don't understand their lateral footwork because I'm not Chinese.

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Rob:

Flash mob? Now ye're talking mate!

I will be in the UK next summer, so let's RV for a in Leicester Square, 4th August, 8:00PM.

I am planning my wardrobe now, but will hope to show up in (ahem):
Ali-Baba wizard shoes (with turned up winkle picker toes);
Shocking purple faux silk PJs (with really floppy sleeves)
A crimson and white polka-dot faux silk waistcoat (with frog buttons and a mandarin collar);
A massive yin-yang gonk (dangling from a really thick faux gold chain);
Gladiator wrist bracelets (black leather, with shiny aluminium studs);
A faux tiger-skin sash (with the words "10th Dan" prominently written on it in English);
A faux silk bandana (with a whirling dragon design).
The day prior, I will be sure to get a nice perm (and a few tints).

As for being tooled up:
I will be carrying a wushu tinfoil kuandao and a pair of faux gold safety chux tucked into my tigerskin waist sash.

But how on earth will you recognize me in the crowd, you ask?

Don't worry....
....I'll be wearing shades.

My life is now complete

Do they have a newsletter I could subscribe to? I'd be interested in joining them at their monthly meetings at the Applebee's out by the highway as well.

Andy_S wrote:Rob:

Flash mob? Now ye're talking mate!

I will be in the UK next summer, so let's RV for a in Leicester Square, 4th August, 8:00PM.

I am planning my wardrobe now, but will hope to show up in (ahem):
Ali-Baba wizard shoes (with turned up winkle picker toes);
Shocking purple faux silk PJs (with really floppy sleeves)
A crimson and white polka-dot faux silk waistcoat (with frog buttons and a mandarin collar);
A massive yin-yang gonk (dangling from a really thick faux gold chain);
Gladiator wrist bracelets (black leather, with shiny aluminium studs);
A faux tiger-skin sash (with the words "10th Dan" prominently written on it in English);
A faux silk bandana (with a whirling dragon design).
The day prior, I will be sure to get a nice perm (and a few tints).

As for being tooled up:
I will be carrying a wushu tinfoil kuandao and a pair of faux gold safety chux tucked into my tigerskin waist sash.

But how on earth will you recognize me in the crowd, you ask?

Don't worry....
....I'll be wearing shades.

don't forget the tassels.

Bär wrote:Do they have a newsletter I could subscribe to? I'd be interested in joining them at their monthly meetings at the Applebee's out by the highway as well.

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