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Re: RAT

Postby Michael on Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:47 pm

Aren't ya glad I didn't say orange?
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Re: RAT

Postby fuga on Tue Dec 25, 2012 9:40 am

Friend of my 10 year old daughter included Eye of the Tiger on her CD mix.
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Re: RAT

Postby Michael on Thu Dec 27, 2012 8:32 am

There are about 5 shops in my neighborhood that my Chinese friends have told me are called something like "Uterus manipulation specialist clinics", whatever that may be. None of them had any idea what they were and had never heard of such places. I don't guess I'll really ever have any opportunity to learn more about it.
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Re: RAT

Postby Dmitri on Thu Dec 27, 2012 8:54 am

Is the word "uncomplicated" a single-word oxymoron?
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Re: RAT

Postby meeks on Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:27 pm

Michael wrote:There are about 5 shops in my neighborhood that my Chinese friends have told me are called something like "Uterus manipulation specialist clinics", whatever that may be. None of them had any idea what they were and had never heard of such places. I don't guess I'll really ever have any opportunity to learn more about it.


I'm one of those as well... ;) I just don't work in a clinic...
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Re: RAT

Postby river rider on Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:31 am

my culture my people
committing suicide
bonfiring history
unplugging the future
busy gangbanging nows

the treasury of art
letters philosophy
our civilization
shipwrecked on religions
and thrown into the sea

we're not going to die clean
but in a selfish fit
if we can't have it our way
we'll break it all to bits
take all the world with us


... guess you guys can see what kind of mood I'm in today
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Re: RAT

Postby Dmitri on Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:33 pm

My 8-year-old had a crossword puzzle for homework yesterday, and we (the parents) got stumped at one of the words: "_ _ _ _ i _ _", with this description/definition: "Equal treatment of all people under the law."

I even considered "egalite", but it didn't quite fit the "under the law" part, and also I don't think there's an 8-year-old out there, probably even including French kids :), would know it anyway... So we left it unfilled and waited with anticipation...

He just got back from school, and it turned out to be...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

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"justice".


Freakin' morons.

Unbelievable.

::) -argh-

I'm gonna have a talk with him about it tonight, to make sure he got the proper (which is so much broader and more complex!) definition of it.

Idiots. :P
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Re: RAT

Postby Michael on Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:41 pm

Quote of the day:

Ridley later was charged with murdering a woman in Phoenix. He died in prison last year after killing himself.


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Re: RAT

Postby Michael on Tue Jan 29, 2013 8:21 pm

There was a young gal in the 70's, an actress who used the name "Joy Bang" for her screen credits. Not porn either, feature films.
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Re: RAT

Postby gzregorz on Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:40 am

US news sucks!

Did Beyonce lip sink? Did you see Hillary get angry?

WTF!

We have hearings on capitol hill because 4 Americans got killed yet we didn't have one hearing for the hundreds of thousands of innocent Iraqis killed by Americans for an illegal war on false premises.

Where's their justice?

Also forget about having a hearing about Sandy Hook where 26Americans were killed on their own soil. Although everyone knows a massacre like that can happen again everyday for the rest of our lives no one dares upset the gun industry. Instead more kids will die and get killed by other kids.

Dmitri wrote:My 8-year-old had a crossword puzzle for homework yesterday, and we (the parents) got stumped at one of the words: "_ _ _ _ i _ _", with this description/definition: "Equal treatment of all people under the law."

I even considered "egalite", but it didn't quite fit the "under the law" part, and also I don't think there's an 8-year-old out there, probably even including French kids :), would know it anyway... So we left it unfilled and waited with anticipation...

He just got back from school, and it turned out to be..."justice".

Freakin' morons.

Unbelievable.

::) -argh-

I'm gonna have a talk with him about it tonight, to make sure he got the proper (which is so much broader and more complex!) definition of it.

Idiots. :P


In California you can't throw a rock without hitting a lawyer, although we're not French I think most people out here would have nailed that.

That is a definition of justice that's partly what kicked off the whole Occupy movement, the fact that the oligarchy in this country never face justice for their white collar crimes. Jackie Chan was right.
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Re: RAT

Postby Michael on Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:24 am

If God gets everybody's cultural references and in-jokes, but little ever seems surprising 'cause he knows what's going to happen, does he laugh? Would it only be to himself? Who gets his jokes?
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Re: RAT

Postby Dmitri on Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:02 am

^^ ...or is he a she? Maybe THAT is who marks that mysterious "Other" checkbox, found these days under the 'Gender' section on various forms?

I think we should refer to "him/her" as "it". Or come up with a brand new word that would be unique and used specifically and exclusively for referencing God. Like "shehit" or "heshit" or something. Or just "shit". (Yes I just went there, that's right. If you don't hear from me, I've been struck down and sent straight to hell.)

OK maybe "shi", as the true abbreviation of all three (she, he and it)? AND, it probably means 42 different things in Chinese, which earns it extra cool points for eclecticness (eclecticity? eclecticality?)
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Re: RAT

Postby Michael on Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:55 am

There are so many, many homophones in Mandarin that sound like shi that sometimes I think I'm stuck in a Land of the Lost episode over here.

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More randomness is that ancient Greeks described troglodytes, and Aramaic people described the Hurites, the same way as albino, chinless cave dwellers with slits for mouths and large eyes who drank the blood of animals for nourishment, and that when they emerged to grab animals their speech sounded like hissing. I guess Sid and Marty Kroft were into the ancient mysteries.
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Re: RAT

Postby Dmitri on Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:18 pm

Was just talking to my friend (coworker), and in the course of the conversation we realized that "Friday" was apparently called that because you are completely fried by the end of the day.
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Re: RAT

Postby gzregorz on Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:26 pm

why does bacon make everything taste better?
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