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Re: RAT

Postby Bhassler on Mon Sep 11, 2017 12:50 pm

Franklin wrote:i wonder if they will ever do a scientific study to determine the percentage of digital communications that send and/or received in the bathroom...

ps- i am sitting at my desk as I post this...


You have a desk at your toilet??? That is so awesome!
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Re: RAT

Postby Steve James on Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:18 pm

The surest indication someone is telling you the truth now is whether he's lied to you before.
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Re: RAT

Postby Dmitri on Mon Oct 16, 2017 6:49 am

If the carrot is big enough, it can also be used as a stick
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Re: RAT

Postby Steve James on Fri Oct 27, 2017 8:55 pm

Só glad not to worry about women (or men) claiming I sexually harassed, abused, or raped them.
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Re: RAT

Postby Strange on Mon Dec 25, 2017 12:26 am

no, i dun think crocop or fedor stand a chance against guo yunshen
the fact that you think otherwise is extremely funneh to me :)
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Re: RAT

Postby klonk on Mon Dec 25, 2017 4:41 am

Strange wrote:no, i dun think crocop or fedor stand a chance against guo yunshen
the fact that you think otherwise is extremely funneh to me :)


If you only need two steps, how hard could it be? Moderns over-complicate things. :)
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Re: RAT

Postby klonk on Mon Dec 25, 2017 4:44 am

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Re: RAT

Postby Strange on Wed Dec 27, 2017 6:28 pm

if they come charging in, some might say he would only need a half step
you know what i mean :)
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Re: RAT

Postby klonk on Wed Dec 27, 2017 8:15 pm

A fellow once told me that bung chewing had the potential to be a fight stopper in any situation. I seriously pondered what he said, but it was not until later that I figured out I had misunderstood his accent.
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Re: RAT

Postby Strange on Thu Dec 28, 2017 1:42 am

ma mang, you're a real funneh guy :)
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Re: RAT

Postby klonk on Sun Dec 31, 2017 11:15 am

I hope to age gracefully. Like this.

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Re: RAT

Postby Michael on Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:17 am

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Re: RAT

Postby Steve James on Fri Jan 26, 2018 3:48 pm

Ya can learn something new every day. https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-con ... c-20353468
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Re: RAT

Postby Dmitri on Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:16 pm

Peyronie's damn disease
Causes penile unease
Worse than fleas, yes it is
Even sex doesn't please


- François Gigot de la Peyronie, 1743

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Re: RAT

Postby Steve James on Fri Jan 26, 2018 9:44 pm

A sufferer can only hope that there's a female match somewhere.
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