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Re: RAT

Postby Strange on Wed Apr 29, 2015 7:16 am

you want to talk shit with me about organization? i telling you straight that i drink whisky with JD in my dreams #organizationtheory
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Re: RAT

Postby Strange on Sat May 02, 2015 3:55 am

Pac-man KOs Mayweather on the 5th
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Re: RAT

Postby klonk on Mon Jun 15, 2015 5:59 pm

Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Do all three of you want beer?"
The first logician says, "I don't know."
The second, "I don't know either."
The third says, "Yes we do."

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week. Try the borscht, I guarantee it isn't warmed over from yesterday.
I define internal martial art as unusual muscle recruitment and leave it at that. If my definition is incomplete, at least it is correct so far as it goes.
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Re: RAT

Postby Dmitri on Mon Jun 22, 2015 12:35 pm

Excessive eating and severe lack of exercise can also be called "bodybuilding"... just using different building materials.
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Re: RAT

Postby klonk on Mon Jun 22, 2015 1:28 pm

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I define internal martial art as unusual muscle recruitment and leave it at that. If my definition is incomplete, at least it is correct so far as it goes.
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Re: RAT

Postby Dmitri on Mon Jun 22, 2015 2:23 pm

you might be confusing this thread with TNT... :P
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Re: RAT

Postby klonk on Mon Jun 22, 2015 2:30 pm

That's logical. ;)
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Re: RAT

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Re: RAT

Postby Strange on Tue Jul 21, 2015 7:55 am

道言:吾隱六合之內,處明堂之中,守鍊精魄,自然衝衝,明達四遠,萬境咸通,開闢 之始,道之先宗,吾陳此因,說子之身,子須祕受,勿施於人。天有七機,亦有三光,斗應其機,光應其罡,斗有七孔,來應五臟,安靜怡神,名正修養。
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Re: RAT

Postby Strange on Thu Jul 30, 2015 7:12 am

you do not understand.
we try to mirror our internal with the orbit of the sun, moon and stars
such that the movement of the universe is within us
we become one with the way of all things
we become exquisite
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Re: RAT

Postby Strange on Sat Sep 05, 2015 7:26 am

the subjects are many
the talks are profound
some proposing to relief themselves by having other go to the restroom for them

all because
yin and yang are not understood
straight (zheng) and strange (qi) are not clear
if one is not clear on both how do you combine them and bring them into yourselves?
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Re: RAT

Postby Dmitri on Wed Sep 30, 2015 12:03 pm

"success" should be spelled with a K between the Cs, because it always has various degrees of 'suck' within
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Re: RAT

Postby Strange on Thu Oct 29, 2015 6:32 am

This is a Public Service Advisory:

Jacking Off in Public Is Obscene
Especially If you are a TEACHER.... with STUDENTS
who LEARN from YOU!

so for BLOODY FUCK'S SAKE, SHOW SOME RESTRAINT!
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Re: RAT

Postby Strange on Thu Oct 29, 2015 6:33 am

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Re: RAT

Postby Strange on Thu Oct 29, 2015 6:47 am

oh i UNDERSTAND!!
there is no thinking, cos there is no brain!!!!

dang it! i'm gooood~~~
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