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Re: RAT

Postby Dmitri on Sun Feb 19, 2012 4:50 pm

Never go to a shooting range on Sundays. 45 minute wait is just too damn ridiculous.
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Re: RAT

Postby David Boxen on Sun Feb 19, 2012 6:41 pm

Why is a cat called a cat? The Chinese "mao" makes so much more sense.
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Re: RAT

Postby RickMatz on Sun Feb 19, 2012 6:46 pm

David Boxen wrote:Why is a cat called a cat? The Chinese "mao" makes so much more sense.


Because "hand maiden of Satan" takes too long to say.
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Re: RAT

Postby Interloper on Sun Feb 19, 2012 7:41 pm

"Hey guys, what do you think about 'cat' for this meow thing?" Cengiz asked.
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Re: RAT

Postby RickMatz on Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:18 am

Is it socially acceptable to surprise complete unwilling strangers with two person contact drills?
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Re: RAT

Postby Strange on Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:43 am

muah ha ha most definitely not
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Re: RAT

Postby klonk on Wed Feb 22, 2012 10:54 am

David Boxen wrote:Why is a cat called a cat? The Chinese "mao" makes so much more sense.


I remarked just the other day that "pao" is a fine name for "cannon."
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Re: RAT

Postby Peacedog on Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:14 pm

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Re: RAT

Postby Ralteria on Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:41 pm

Thinking the other day...

Grits: Redneck polenta?

or is it...

Polenta: Hoighty toighty grits?
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Re: RAT

Postby Iskendar on Mon Feb 27, 2012 10:48 pm

*Sigh* If only I had 500 posts... then I could play with the big boys...

Oh...wait...

Booyah, bitches ;D
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Re: RAT

Postby meeks on Tue Feb 28, 2012 1:05 am

LMAO! ;D
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now with ADDED SMOOTHOSITY! ;D
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Re: RAT

Postby David Boxen on Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:45 pm

Can someone tell me what happens to twins born in China under the one child policy?
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Re: RAT

Postby Dmitri on Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:15 pm

I just mis-typed, in another post, "attitude" as "attiturd"
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Re: RAT

Postby Steve Rowe on Fri Mar 02, 2012 4:49 pm

I think people are really inside out, if we could disappear up our own asses all the answers to the universe would be apparent and we'd be far better looking. Surgery and medical diagnosis would also be easier....
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Re: RAT

Postby Michael on Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:40 pm

David Boxen wrote:Can someone tell me what happens to twins born in China under the one child policy?

I don't know for sure, but there are a lot of exceptions to the one child policy. I believe twins would be permitted to receive hukou's (papers) without the parents having to pay the normal fee for a second child, which is 100,000 RMB in Guangzhou. Then again, because China is a big country with lots of people (you don't say?), policies are enforced differently in different places, so it could vary.
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