the rum soaked fist: internal martial arts forum

Never go to a shooting range on Sundays. 45 minute wait is just too damn ridiculous.

Why is a cat called a cat? The Chinese "mao" makes so much more sense.

David Boxen wrote:Why is a cat called a cat? The Chinese "mao" makes so much more sense.

Because "hand maiden of Satan" takes too long to say.

"Hey guys, what do you think about 'cat' for this meow thing?" Cengiz asked.
(From: Urban Dictionary)

Is it socially acceptable to surprise complete unwilling strangers with two person contact drills?

muah ha ha most definitely not

David Boxen wrote:Why is a cat called a cat? The Chinese "mao" makes so much more sense.

I remarked just the other day that "pao" is a fine name for "cannon."

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Thinking the other day...

Grits: Redneck polenta?

or is it...

Polenta: Hoighty toighty grits?

*Sigh* If only I had 500 posts... then I could play with the big boys...

Oh...wait...

Booyah, bitches

LMAO!

Can someone tell me what happens to twins born in China under the one child policy?

I just mis-typed, in another post, "attitude" as "attiturd"

I think people are really inside out, if we could disappear up our own asses all the answers to the universe would be apparent and we'd be far better looking. Surgery and medical diagnosis would also be easier....

David Boxen wrote:Can someone tell me what happens to twins born in China under the one child policy?

I don't know for sure, but there are a lot of exceptions to the one child policy. I believe twins would be permitted to receive hukou's (papers) without the parents having to pay the normal fee for a second child, which is 100,000 RMB in Guangzhou. Then again, because China is a big country with lots of people (you don't say?), policies are enforced differently in different places, so it could vary.