the rum soaked fist: internal martial arts forum

David Boxen wrote:Can someone tell me what happens to twins born in China under the one child policy?

They train in martial arts from childhood under rival masters. On attaining the age of majority, they have a death match.

There can only be one.

Better than my answer.

Dmitri wrote:I just mis-typed, in another post, "attitude" as "attiturd"

While chatting some time ago my phone autocorrected "aikido" into "libido"

And the context was, of course, "my Aikido allows me to take on several people at once", right?

奥特曼 (ultraman) always loses against 大怪兽 （me)

What if only the stickers are made in China?

Russian government is like a potentially-violent mental patient. You just basically want to NOT be in the same room with the guy, and for the most part you should be OK, unless he burns the whole place down or something. But if you get (locked) into his room, and you unknowingly misplace his favorite napkin holder and he decides to go nuts on you -- you're likely end up getting seriously screwed, with the exact same consequences (i.e. very hard to get away, impossible to reason or get him to stop, can't sue him afterwards, etc.)

Iskendar wrote:

Dmitri wrote:I just mis-typed, in another post, "attitude" as "attiturd"

While chatting some time ago my phone autocorrected "aikido" into "libido"

sometimes my autocorrect changes "I forgive you" to "go fuck yourself..." ... no word of a lie...

Steve Rowe wrote:What if only the stickers are made in China?

omg - so profound, yet ... beautiful. I'm gonna have to use that one...

I don't have enough faith to be an atheist.

Why the hell does an alternative way of living seems to include singing songs about mother earth and acting like a hippie from some bad movie?

paranoidandroid wrote:Why the hell does an alternative way of living seems to include singing songs about mother earth and acting like a hippie from some bad movie?

It's like the Zombie Virus.

Cool Bhutanese girl
Dark lovely eyes- like coffee
Sells bell and dorje.

Korean Chica
Bright silver butterfly ring
Sad- her friend left her.

'Sport Relief'- physical exercise ith a happy ending?

Michael wrote:

David Boxen wrote:Can someone tell me what happens to twins born in China under the one child policy?

I don't know for sure, but there are a lot of exceptions to the one child policy. I believe twins would be permitted to receive hukou's (papers) without the parents having to pay the normal fee for a second child, which is 100,000 RMB in Guangzhou. Then again, because China is a big country with lots of people (you don't say?), policies are enforced differently in different places, so it could vary.

About 2 years into my stay here, this one girl I was interested in introduced me to her brother....

The next day I asked her how should could have a brother under the 1 child policy.

She said, "Oh yes...we paid a terrible price....." *shudder*
After a long pause, she continued:






















"It was almost 3 months salary!"