Political Humor Only Please

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby Michael on Wed Nov 26, 2014 4:31 am

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby chud on Mon Dec 15, 2014 1:07 pm

Fast-declining Joe Biden now believes he was Sonny from the Godfather: click

Vice President Joe Biden demonstrated that he is slipping deeper into senility this week when he gave a speech swearing that he once violently ambushed an unsuspecting kid who allegedly kicked his sister off of her bicycle.

The tale told by Biden bore a remarkable resemblance to a scene in “The Godfather,” in which Sonny Corleone pummels Carlo Rizzi for abusing Corleone’s pregnant sister, Connie.


You can't make this stuff up...
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby chud on Mon Dec 15, 2014 1:07 pm

^^^
"Obama’s a pimp, but I didn’t know until this day that it was Jarrett all along." (Don Corleone)
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Sun Dec 21, 2014 3:07 pm

There is an eerie echo her of ancient Rome's transition from a senate to a caesar.

History. Use it or lose it.

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby chud on Thu Jan 29, 2015 10:05 am

klonk wrote:There is an eerie echo her of ancient Rome's transition from a senate to a caesar.

History. Use it or lose it.



Yep, the "king" gets upset when he is not consulted, check this out:
Obama inner circle furious about Netanyahu visit: click

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby shawnsegler on Mon Feb 02, 2015 7:49 am

What a steaming pile of shit this thread is.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby chud on Sat Feb 07, 2015 9:27 am

shawnsegler wrote:What a steaming pile of shit this thread is.


But it's in BTDT so it's ok. :)
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby chud on Sat Feb 07, 2015 9:29 am

Kremlin-funded study says Obama is a space lizard: http://russia-insider.com/en/2015/02/06/3199

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby Doc Stier on Sun Feb 08, 2015 1:08 am

Did I see a forked tongue? Wow, who knew? Go figure! lol :o
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby chud on Thu Feb 19, 2015 5:53 am

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby Michael on Thu Feb 19, 2015 6:32 pm

ISIS is the latest pretext to justify expanding the US military presence in the Middle East and it was recent destabilization of Iraq, Libya, Syria and Afghanistan that made it possible for ISIS to grow to its current size.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Mon Feb 23, 2015 2:19 am

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby chud on Thu Mar 05, 2015 10:34 am

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby Michael on Thu Mar 05, 2015 10:23 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby chud on Fri Mar 06, 2015 2:42 pm

“According to those on the outside, we are the party of old, rich, white males...let’s look at the top three Democrats for 2016. You’ve got Hillary, Elizabeth Warren, Joe Biden? Old, rich, white, and if the pantsuit fits, male too?"


http://www.breitbart.com/video/2015/02/28/cpac-speaker-zings-hillarys-mannish-pantsuits/
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