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The following typical threads that plague martial arts sites will get moved here if not just deleted: 1 - My style is better than Your style" - 2 - "Internal & External" - 3 - Personal attacks - 4 - Threads that start well, but degenerate into a spiral of nonsense.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Sat Jul 19, 2014 7:22 am

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Sat Jul 19, 2014 1:17 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:37 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Wed Jul 23, 2014 8:28 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby Michael on Fri Jul 25, 2014 12:04 pm

Make a new word: dammigrants.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Sat Jul 26, 2014 12:57 am

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby chud on Sat Jul 26, 2014 7:28 am

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby chud on Sat Jul 26, 2014 11:16 am

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Sat Aug 02, 2014 4:02 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby Bill on Tue Aug 05, 2014 7:14 am

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby Doc Stier on Wed Aug 06, 2014 7:10 am

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Sad. I was really hoping he could and would deliver what he promised :/
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby Bao on Sat Aug 09, 2014 6:52 pm

Doc Stier wrote:Sad. I was really hoping he could and would deliver what he promised :/


Well, he promised better and gave more promises than most presidential candidates before him, didn't he? So, from a politicians POV, he won fair and square. :)
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby Doc Stier on Sat Aug 09, 2014 8:11 pm

Bao wrote:
Doc Stier wrote:Sad. I was really hoping he could and would deliver what he promised :/


Well, he promised better and gave more promises than most presidential candidates before him, didn't he? So, from a politicians POV, he won fair and square. :)

Agreed. Nonetheless, it's not the election win that matters at this point as much as the follow up, which has been very disappointing to many. :/
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby Doc Stier on Tue Aug 26, 2014 7:58 am

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