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Political Humor Only Please

The following typical threads that plague martial arts sites will get moved here if not just deleted: 1 - My style is better than Your style" - 2 - "Internal & External" - 3 - Personal attacks - 4 - Threads that start well, but degenerate into a spiral of nonsense.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:12 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:00 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:08 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:28 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Sat Jul 05, 2014 8:22 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Sun Jul 06, 2014 3:26 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby Michael on Sun Jul 06, 2014 4:46 pm

"Defends: Because our movement shouldn't be sidetracked by yours."

LMFAO!
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby Taste of Death on Sun Jul 06, 2014 5:48 pm

klonk wrote:My best guess is that this is not a conservative.

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I don't think he's marching for civil rights. Like country music, heavy metal concerts are almost all white. All my metalhead friends are arch conservatives.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Tue Jul 08, 2014 3:18 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby Doc Stier on Tue Jul 08, 2014 5:05 pm

I am, but even so, really...seriously? :/
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Tue Jul 08, 2014 5:14 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Tue Jul 08, 2014 5:49 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby chud on Fri Jul 11, 2014 8:24 am

Obama visits Austin, cuts in line at Franklin Barbecue: click
(At least he didn't take out the crowd with a predator drone strike.)
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby Michael on Fri Jul 11, 2014 8:45 am

chud wrote:Obama visits Austin, cuts in line at Franklin Barbecue: click
(At least he didn't take out the crowd with a predator drone strike.)

Not sure where the joke is....better to cut the line than to cut the cheese! :D

Anyway, I'm cool with the Prez cutting the line at a restaurant, but that's just me. And I don't eat out much. And I'm prettier than him.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby chud on Tue Jul 15, 2014 7:25 am

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