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Political Humor Only Please

The following typical threads that plague martial arts sites will get moved here if not just deleted: 1 - My style is better than Your style" - 2 - "Internal & External" - 3 - Personal attacks - 4 - Threads that start well, but degenerate into a spiral of nonsense.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby shawnsegler on Wed Dec 16, 2015 7:44 am

The problems with schools have more to do with bad legislation than anything and I'd still rather have someone who's been to our fucked up schools ( I have a 12 year old currently) than a bunch of pig ignorant hillbillies who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby chud on Thu Dec 17, 2015 8:28 am

https://www.facebook.com/politicallol/videos/1677061575864876/?fref=nf
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby chud on Mon Dec 21, 2015 8:54 am

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Deficit? Who cares! Obama (and Senate Democrats and Republicans) pass $1.1 trillion spending bill.
Paying down the $19 trillion in debt will be mathematically impossible.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Mon Dec 21, 2015 4:12 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby Steve James on Fri Dec 25, 2015 11:37 am

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Mon Dec 28, 2015 4:39 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby Steve James on Mon Dec 28, 2015 6:00 pm

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Lol. Exactly the wrong caption. It should read, "If dueling made a comeback, people would be less OFFENSIVE -and much less likely to offend' ;)
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Wed Dec 30, 2015 6:58 am

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Mon Jan 04, 2016 1:21 am

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"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." - Voltaire
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby shawnsegler on Mon Jan 04, 2016 12:03 pm

Now here's a joke. The rusty old tool wants to give everything for his own diminishment. It's hard to find compassion for mouthy willful ignorance. PLEASE JEEBUS GIVE ME BUS FARE SO'S I CAN GO STICK MY LIBERTY HARDON IN THE FACE OF THE GUBMENT!!! :P

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby Steve James on Wed Jan 20, 2016 9:42 am

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby warriorprincess on Thu Jan 21, 2016 3:36 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby Steve James on Fri Jan 22, 2016 5:15 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby shawnsegler on Wed Jan 27, 2016 9:19 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

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