Political Humor Only Please

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[Bill]

[Bill]

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"I'm a Verizon customer. Eric Holder just emailed to say I'm ordering way too much pizza, that I should have more veggies." -Anonymous Tweet

[Bill]

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Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?”
Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The State Dept. lying about Benghazi?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?”
Bob: “No, the other one”
Jim: “The State Dept. (new today) interfering with an IG investigation on dept. sexual misconduct?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “HHS employees (also new today) being given insider information on Medicare Advantage?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “Clinton, the IRS, Clapper & Holder all lying to Congress?” Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-info voters stuck us again with the most corrupt administration in American history?”
Bob: “THAT’S THE ONE!”

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"I don't think President Obama is here tonight... But I'm sure he's listening in" (Mick Jagger at a Rolling Stones concert in Washington, DC)

[Michael]

Politics on TV

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Politics on TV

LOL!

[Michael]

But now wouldn't it be, "If I were a man, I'd be Detroit."? Wait, no, "I am Detroit." Yeah, that's it.