Political Humor Only Please

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby wiesiek on Tue Dec 08, 2015 5:35 am

I like this. It's about time people realized this. Totally agree that only idiots blame the group for the actions of an individual. Finally :-X
Steve,
what, when the "individual" action is silently supported by the part of the group , at list? ,
sorry
for spoiling the thread a little.
joke,
shit happens...
or what?
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby wiesiek on Tue Dec 08, 2015 5:46 am

individual action ? too easy excuse ,
then
Muslims should be the 1st to make from terror song of the past. It doesn`t happen dough.
NO fucking emigrations, but
returning
and killing the terror in his nest is the only way to clear the view. -saber-
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby Steve James on Tue Dec 08, 2015 6:08 am

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby wiesiek on Tue Dec 08, 2015 9:54 am

whatever,
Right now ,I`m happy not to be a French men in the subway, which is thrilling to the death when next seat commuter is reading Quoran or something remotely lookin` like ... /really, no jokin`/
so
like it or not -
shitheads : rest of the word
1:0 or more so far
philosophy, reasoning , everything what you may or even never didn`t think of... - means nothing , only sick idea to die for...
hard to discuss , Steve ;)
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby Steve James on Tue Dec 08, 2015 11:37 am

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Tue Dec 08, 2015 8:16 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Wed Dec 09, 2015 9:18 am

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Wed Dec 09, 2015 9:39 am

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby Michael on Wed Dec 09, 2015 9:41 am

Don't forget though, Palin had vision. Far vision. She could see across the Bering Strait to Russia!! While Trump can only see across the river to Jersey.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Wed Dec 09, 2015 12:11 pm

G. K. Chesterton wrote:"When I went to the American consulate to regularize my passports, I was capable of expecting the American consulate to be American....The officials I interviewed were very American, especially in being very polite; for whatever may have been the mood or meaning of Martin Chuzzlewit, I have always found Americans by far the politest people in the world. They put in my hands a form to be filled up, to all appearances like other forms I had filled up in other passport offices. But in reality it was very different from any form I had ever filled up in my life....

"....One of the questions on the paper was, 'Are you an anarchist?' To which a detached philosopher would naturally feel inclined to answer, 'What the devil has that to do with you? Are you an atheist?' along with some playful efforts to cross-examine the official about what constitutes atheist. Then there was the question, 'Are you in favor of subverting the government of the United States by force?' Against this I should write, 'I prefer to answer that question at the end of my tour and not the beginning.' The inquisitor, in his more than morbid curiosity, had then written down, 'Are you a polygamist?' The answer to this is, 'No such luck' or 'Not such a fool,' according to our experience of the other sex... But among many things that amused me almost to the point of treating the form thus disrespectfully, the most amusing was the thought of the ruthless outlaw who should feel compelled to treat it respectfully. I like to think of the foreign desperado, seeking to slip into America with official papers under official protection, and sitting down to write with a beautiful gravity, 'I am an anarchist. I hate you all and wish to destroy you.' Or, 'I intend to subvert by force the government of the United States as soon as possible, sticking the long sheath-knife in my left trouser-pocket into your President at the earliest opportunity.' Or again, 'Yes, I am a polygamist all right, and my forty-seven wives are accompanying me on the voyage disguised as secretaries.' There seems to be a certain simplicity of mind about these answers; and it is reassuring to know that anarchists and polygamists are so pure and good that the police have only to ask them questions and they are certain to tell no lies."

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby Steve James on Wed Dec 09, 2015 6:26 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby Steve James on Thu Dec 10, 2015 3:34 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby Doc Stier on Thu Dec 10, 2015 4:38 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby shawnsegler on Mon Dec 14, 2015 12:02 pm

Actually not a joke.

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Tue Dec 15, 2015 12:57 am

shawnsegler wrote:Actually not a joke.

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Reviewed the school statistics, have you? Declining everything......You get out with a degree in burger flipping. Teachers are screaming that they must teach to the test. You know what? At least the kids know the facts on the test. They know that Paris is in France, not how do you feel about Paris songs.
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