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Political Humor Only Please
Re: Political Jokes Only Please
by chud on Fri May 22, 2015 7:43 am
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please
by klonk on Sat May 23, 2015 3:30 pm
I define internal martial art as unusual muscle recruitment and leave it at that. If my definition is incomplete, at least it is correct so far as it goes.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please
by shawnsegler on Sun May 24, 2015 7:13 am
not a joke:
0: GOP jobs bills passed in the 114th Congress.
5: Additional times the House GOP has voted in the past 135 days to repeal or undermine the Affordable Care Act (2015 Vote #14, 2015 Vote #45, 2015 Vote #58, 2015 Vote #142, 2015 Vote #183).
58: Times so far House Republicans have voted to repeal or undermine the ACA since 2011.
100: Percent of House Republicans who voted against bringing up the student loan refinancing bill.
2.9 million: Number of jobs that would be destroyed under the House GOP FY 2016 Budget.
$2,000: More in taxes for middle-class American families with children greenlighted by the final FY 2016 Republican Budget.
$200,000: Average tax break for the wealthiest Americans making $1,000,000 or more greenlighted by the final FY 2016 Republican Budget.
99: Percent of House Republicans who voted against allowing a vote on the Paycheck Fairness Act – a bill to ensure equal pay for equal work.
0: GOP jobs bills passed in the 114th Congress.
5: Additional times the House GOP has voted in the past 135 days to repeal or undermine the Affordable Care Act (2015 Vote #14, 2015 Vote #45, 2015 Vote #58, 2015 Vote #142, 2015 Vote #183).
58: Times so far House Republicans have voted to repeal or undermine the ACA since 2011.
100: Percent of House Republicans who voted against bringing up the student loan refinancing bill.
2.9 million: Number of jobs that would be destroyed under the House GOP FY 2016 Budget.
$2,000: More in taxes for middle-class American families with children greenlighted by the final FY 2016 Republican Budget.
$200,000: Average tax break for the wealthiest Americans making $1,000,000 or more greenlighted by the final FY 2016 Republican Budget.
99: Percent of House Republicans who voted against allowing a vote on the Paycheck Fairness Act – a bill to ensure equal pay for equal work.
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You behind the wheel
And me the passenger
You behind the wheel
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please
by klonk on Wed May 27, 2015 8:05 am
I define internal martial art as unusual muscle recruitment and leave it at that. If my definition is incomplete, at least it is correct so far as it goes.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please
by klonk on Wed Jun 17, 2015 7:20 am
I define internal martial art as unusual muscle recruitment and leave it at that. If my definition is incomplete, at least it is correct so far as it goes.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please
by Steve James on Wed Jun 17, 2015 8:16 am
Donald Trump is in the house.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDRqzKOPSOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDRqzKOPSOM
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please
by klonk on Wed Jun 17, 2015 9:11 am
I define internal martial art as unusual muscle recruitment and leave it at that. If my definition is incomplete, at least it is correct so far as it goes.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please
by Steve James on Wed Jun 17, 2015 11:51 am
klonk wrote:
Lmao. The cruelest cut of all.
"A man is rich when he has time and freewill. How he chooses to invest both will determine the return on his investment."
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please
by klonk on Wed Jun 17, 2015 10:01 pm
I define internal martial art as unusual muscle recruitment and leave it at that. If my definition is incomplete, at least it is correct so far as it goes.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please
by Teazer on Wed Jul 01, 2015 5:48 pm
Why does man Kill? He kills for food.
And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please
by klonk on Sun Jul 05, 2015 12:55 pm
I define internal martial art as unusual muscle recruitment and leave it at that. If my definition is incomplete, at least it is correct so far as it goes.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please
by Teazer on Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:35 am
Why does man Kill? He kills for food.
And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please
by chud on Wed Aug 12, 2015 8:56 am
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please
by chud on Fri Aug 14, 2015 7:22 am
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