Political Humor Only Please

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby Taste of Death on Wed Feb 24, 2016 3:03 pm

chud wrote:
Taste of Death wrote:chud, Steve James can see through the "I don't hate all black guys, just Obama" meme. :-\



Here's a suggestion: stop speaking for other people, and start worrying about yourself.


On her first day in office Madame President Clinton is going to give Texas back to Mexico and then appoint Obama to the Supreme Court.

And then it's Adiós for you.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby chud on Wed Feb 24, 2016 3:40 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby Doc Stier on Wed Feb 24, 2016 5:14 pm

What a hoot! ;D ::)
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby Steve James on Wed Feb 24, 2016 6:26 pm

Say it with a joke if you can't with a smile.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby wiesiek on Thu Feb 25, 2016 12:57 am

-woot- -faint- Jarosław Kaczyński :o -dropjaw- -nuke- -ban-
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Sat Feb 27, 2016 4:44 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Wed Mar 02, 2016 6:50 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby Steve James on Thu Mar 03, 2016 6:13 pm

Don't be that guy.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Sat Mar 05, 2016 2:43 am

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Mon Mar 07, 2016 8:01 pm

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby wiesiek on Wed Mar 09, 2016 11:45 am

klonk wrote:Image


where is this pond ?for the God sake!
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby Michael on Wed Mar 09, 2016 8:20 pm

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klonk wrote:Image


where is this pond ?for the God sake!

Dr. Rob is keeping it a secret. He likes them watery tarts.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Wed Mar 09, 2016 11:07 pm

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klonk wrote:Image


where is this pond ?for the God sake!


No one is quite sure. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_of_t ... f_the_Lake
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby warriorprincess on Sat Mar 12, 2016 6:47 am

Context

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby Steve James on Sat Mar 12, 2016 11:51 am

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