Political Humor Only Please

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby gzregorz on Mon Aug 06, 2012 12:22 am

A Romeny supporter is out sweeping in front of his house. His neighbor sees him and says, "Hey! You have to close your curtains when you're having sex. Last night the everyone saw you banging your wife. You were the laughing stock of the whole neighbhorhood!" The Romney supporter says, "Well the joke is on them, I was at work last night."
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:23 am

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby yieldingxxx on Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:33 am

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GOP on Science.... ;D
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby gzregorz on Wed Aug 08, 2012 5:21 pm

A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hi Mitt."
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:01 am

In America, you want justice. In Obama's America, Justice wants YOU.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby yieldingxxx on Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:11 am

klonk wrote:In America, you want justice. In Obama's America, Justice wants YOU.



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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:24 am

In America, you pay taxes. In Obama's America, taxes pay YOU.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby yieldingxxx on Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:29 am

klonk wrote:In America, you pay taxes. In Obama's America, taxes pay YOU.



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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:33 am

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby yieldingxxx on Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:35 am

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:55 am

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:01 am

In America, you observe the law. In Obama's America, the law observes YOU.
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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby yieldingxxx on Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:01 am

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Re: Political Jokes Only Please

Postby klonk on Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:24 am

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