Top 10 signs you're at the wrong Dojo:
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 8:26 am
Top 10 signs you're at the wrong Dojo:
10. Senior Students keep telling you to give Sifu $100.00 in “Lucky money” in a Chinese red envelops because it will “give you better kung fu”.
9. on the first day you have to hang a 80 lb. weight from your groin.
8. Your told the secret to fighting is all in the “Qi cultivation”.
7. Rainbow colored silks and robes are standard uniform.
6. hugging trees seems to get very intimate among fellow practitioners.
5. The instructor is married to a American Gladiator named Dallas.
4. Sparring usually starts with the announcement’ “fight to the death.”
3. You’re required to shave your head after you sign contract.
2. Instead of Taekwondo, your taking “Taeoneon”.
1. After you get your black belt after 2 years and $20,000, with no fighting skills, you realize the style is called, “Iconyu”.
10. Senior Students keep telling you to give Sifu $100.00 in “Lucky money” in a Chinese red envelops because it will “give you better kung fu”.
9. on the first day you have to hang a 80 lb. weight from your groin.
8. Your told the secret to fighting is all in the “Qi cultivation”.
7. Rainbow colored silks and robes are standard uniform.
6. hugging trees seems to get very intimate among fellow practitioners.
5. The instructor is married to a American Gladiator named Dallas.
4. Sparring usually starts with the announcement’ “fight to the death.”
3. You’re required to shave your head after you sign contract.
2. Instead of Taekwondo, your taking “Taeoneon”.
1. After you get your black belt after 2 years and $20,000, with no fighting skills, you realize the style is called, “Iconyu”.