Special Skills / Abilities Of Kung Fu

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Re: Special Skills / Abilities Of Kung Fu

Postby somatai on Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:08 pm

xie peiqi grew his hair back and it turned black!
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Re: Special Skills / Abilities Of Kung Fu

Postby Interloper on Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:41 pm

xie peiqi grew his hair back and it turned black!

That's nothing! A lot of bald older guys grow back hair!
Ear hair and nostril hair too.
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Re: Special Skills / Abilities Of Kung Fu

Postby Silent Screaming on Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:02 pm

While i dont practice it, ive heard of 2 versions of iron body skill one being progressive surface conditioning and the other being force redirection through the body, i dont practice these methods and can see how they wouldnt be mutually exclusive, but if anyone practices any insight or a video would be nice
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Re: Special Skills / Abilities Of Kung Fu

Postby Bär on Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:35 pm

I thought that was new car smell. :-\
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Re: Special Skills / Abilities Of Kung Fu

Postby qiphlow on Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:44 pm

giant glowing qi balls.
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Re: Special Skills / Abilities Of Kung Fu

Postby Doc Stier on Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:29 pm

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Re: Special Skills / Abilities Of Kung Fu

Postby Michael on Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:31 am

I can smell these MA cult trolls miles away...thread's not a total waste if people have fun with it.
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Re: Special Skills / Abilities Of Kung Fu

Postby Josealb on Wed Nov 05, 2008 12:52 pm

Felipe told me a funny story the other day...

Our teacher had some white hairs, and because he was talking about qigong that day (i think), he mentioned that he could grow back its color again with certain exercises. An amount of time later, he came to our practice with all his hair black and when folks, amazed, asked him about it he said "i dyed it. Its easier." ;D
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Re: Special Skills / Abilities Of Kung Fu

Postby qiphlow on Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:09 pm

Doc Stier wrote:Image
giant glowing qi balls

those are but pale imitations, good sir! my offer still stands.
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Re: Special Skills / Abilities Of Kung Fu

Postby Doc Stier on Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:01 am

Thanks, man, but I think I'll stick with my balls of steel! ;)

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Re: Special Skills / Abilities Of Kung Fu

Postby Darth Rock&Roll on Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:59 pm

I can clear a 15000 square foot loading dock area of 20 men, with one release of stagnant qi.
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Re: Special Skills / Abilities Of Kung Fu

Postby Doc Stier on Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:15 pm

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Re: Special Skills / Abilities Of Kung Fu

Postby Bär on Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:58 am

What we need here is that pic of McNeil swinging that chick offa his junk.
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Re: Special Skills / Abilities Of Kung Fu

Postby Michael on Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:57 am

Darth Rock&Roll wrote:I can clear a 15000 square foot loading dock area of 20 men, with one release of stagnant qi.

I worked with a guy who could actually do that, although it was in a video rental store. After he told us he could, we were like, "Really?? Do it. Dooo it now!" He obliged and we all suffocated. It was the most noxious thing you can imagine. Luckily, we were in a video rental store that had no customers, so.
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Re: Special Skills / Abilities Of Kung Fu

Postby Darth Rock&Roll on Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:37 am

Actually, I know a few guys who can do this.

stinking fuckers that we are. hahaha

still, girl farts are the worst! Because they have the shock value to go with them

she's all pretty but stinks like fish canker with shit sauce. OMFG get OUT of my bed!!! lol
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