everything wrote:Yes sign me up.
Well, friend you are IN LUCK.
For a limited time I'm offering free digital download copies of my GRAND ULTIMATE PAPER FIST MANUAL.
This ancient method is so SIMPLE and yet SO POWERFUL that you don't even have to READ the manual. Simply owning it is enough to receive supernaturally omnipotent martial skill.
The book is free, but to get the download link, we have to verify your age and address because US law prohibits the release of these secrets within the borders of certain countries or to children or old people.
I don't want to, but I HAVE to charge $300 for this verification process, but trust me, once you've got the art of the GRAND ULTIMATE PAPER FIST money and sex and good food will be yours by default through the arrangements made by the style's founder with the 36 Djinn of Wudang.
If that's not enough, because I like you and I'm feeling self-destructive, if you act now, I'm going to go ahead and throw in a copy of "ORAGAMI: THE ART OF TALKING PAPER" and "101 WAYS TO AVOID INTERNET SCAMS".
Soft is hard.