The Economy: Jokes Only Please

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Re: The Economy: Jokes Only Please

Postby yeniseri on Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:59 am

An economist walks into a pizzeria on his way home. He appraoches the pizzamaker, who asks him how many slices he wants the pizza cut, 4 or 8? He replies 8 and says "I did not eat my lunch today so I am a little hungry".
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Re: The Economy: Jokes Only Please

Postby Doc Stier on Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:14 pm

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Re: The Economy: Jokes Only Please

Postby yeniseri on Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:49 am

DEFINITON:
Economist: knows how to make love to 100 women but does not know any!
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Re: The Economy: Jokes Only Please

Postby Doc Stier on Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:42 pm

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Re: The Economy: Jokes Only Please

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Re: The Economy: Jokes Only Please

Postby Chris Fleming on Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:35 pm

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Re: The Economy: Jokes Only Please

Postby Doc Stier on Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:25 pm

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Re: The Economy: Jokes Only Please

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Re: The Economy: Jokes Only Please

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Re: The Economy: Jokes Only Please

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Re: The Economy: Jokes Only Please

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Re: The Economy: Jokes Only Please

Postby Dmitri on Thu Apr 15, 2010 11:10 am

The Assumption Parish Sheriff's Department reported finding a man''s body in Belle River just south of the Spunky Monkey Tavern. He apparently drowned after consuming an excessive amount of alcohol. The man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt with matching bra, bright red lipstick, eye shadow, a short skirt and an Obama T-Shirt. The deputy removed the Obama T-shirt from the description to spare the man's family any unnecessary embarrassment.
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Re: The Economy: Jokes Only Please

Postby Chris Fleming on Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:05 am

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Re: The Economy: Jokes Only Please

Postby Doc Stier on Wed Apr 21, 2010 1:00 pm

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80969221/

OMG! And so, sho 'nuff, there you have it, Bubba! :o

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Re: The Economy: Jokes Only Please

Postby yeniseri on Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:46 pm

Perhaps I live in the boondocks but no one is my circle has annointed, appointed, or otherwise by any decree, royal or civilian, saviour or non-saviour selected Obama as anything!
At my last check-in, USA is a democracy pre and post all the Bushes and until this 21 April 2010!
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