The Economy: Jokes Only Please
Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:29 pmThe economy...it's worse than divorce. Iv'e lost half my net worth, and I still have my wife!
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The Economy: Jokes Only Please
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Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:29 pmRe: The Economy: Jokes Only Please
Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:08 pmRe: The Economy: Jokes Only Please
Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:57 pmWith an economy like this, who needs jokes?
Re: The Economy: Jokes Only Please
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 3:36 amThe economy is a joke. Does that count?
Re: The Economy: Jokes Only Please
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 8:39 pmInvest in ankle bracelets, says my broker.
Why?
They can't go any lower!
Why?
They can't go any lower!
Re: The Economy: Jokes Only Please
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 8:43 pmklonk wrote:Invest in ankle bracelets, says my broker.
Why?
They can't go any lower!
Toe rings....
Re: The Economy: Jokes Only Please
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:52 amIt's hard to be irrationally exuberant when you are homeless.
Re: The Economy: Jokes Only Please
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:22 amcerebus wrote:klonk wrote:Invest in ankle bracelets, says my broker.
Why?
They can't go any lower!
Toe rings....
sandal bottoms
Re: The Economy: Jokes Only Please
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:45 pmI went downtown to ask for a loan.
The man said, why ask here? This is a gas station, we don't have money to lend right now. He said:
"Try the bakery."
The man said, why ask here? This is a gas station, we don't have money to lend right now. He said:
"Try the bakery."
Re: The Economy: Jokes Only Please
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:26 pmWord For The Day:
Liquidity: That's when you look at your financial statement and pee in your pants.
Liquidity: That's when you look at your financial statement and pee in your pants.
Re: The Economy: Jokes Only Please
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:27 pmIt now appears that I will benefit from President Obama's stimulus plan to the tune of thirteen dollars a week. I call this
Chump Change You Can Believe In
Chump Change You Can Believe In
Re: The Economy: Jokes Only Please
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:59 pmYou mean you don't want your country socialized for such a small amount of money? You'd sing a different tune if you was a Bank of America executive. If you don't want it, please forward to me so I can buy more rice and bananas for my porridge. 
Re: The Economy: Jokes Only Please
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:34 pmOf course I did what was in my power to head off this scenario from happening at all. As that was unavailing, what better do I have to do than crack jokes, and wonder about what can be done for 2010?
Jokes only, please!
Jokes only, please!
Re: The Economy: Jokes Only Please
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:49 pmIt's no joke that $13 USD will buy a lot of rice and nanners in Guangzhou! But wait about a year, mebbe two, and I doubt it will buy much at all.
But wait about a year, mebbe two, and I doubt it will buy much at all.Re: The Economy: Jokes Only Please
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:39 amdifference between men and women:
woman - desire everything from one men
men - desire one thing from every women
expl.:
"desire" - pwerfull player in economy
woman - desire everything from one men
men - desire one thing from every women
expl.:
"desire" - pwerfull player in economy