the rum soaked fist: internal martial arts forum

An economist walks into a pizzeria on his way home. He appraoches the pizzamaker, who asks him how many slices he wants the pizza cut, 4 or 8? He replies 8 and says "I did not eat my lunch today so I am a little hungry".

DEFINITON:
Economist: knows how to make love to 100 women but does not know any!

The Assumption Parish Sheriff's Department reported finding a man''s body in Belle River just south of the Spunky Monkey Tavern. He apparently drowned after consuming an excessive amount of alcohol. The man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt with matching bra, bright red lipstick, eye shadow, a short skirt and an Obama T-Shirt. The deputy removed the Obama T-shirt from the description to spare the man's family any unnecessary embarrassment.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80969221/

OMG! And so, sho 'nuff, there you have it, Bubba!


The Annointed One

Perhaps I live in the boondocks but no one is my circle has annointed, appointed, or otherwise by any decree, royal or civilian, saviour or non-saviour selected Obama as anything!
At my last check-in, USA is a democracy pre and post all the Bushes and until this 21 April 2010!