ahh...john chang

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ahh...john chang

Postby taoistfist on Sat May 24, 2008 1:59 pm

we haven't seen much around here about this fellow in some time so here it goes. oh i know it has been up before but why keep a "good" thing down. ;D
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Re: ahh...john chang

Postby bruce on Sat May 24, 2008 2:56 pm

i thought he was trying to poop in his pants and then i realized he was just throwing a chi blast lol
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Re: ahh...john chang

Postby Michael on Sat May 24, 2008 3:31 pm

Last summer there was "new" vid released on youtube of him from 1999. I recently heard there's some new, new vid of him. Anybody got a link? Maybe this is the new, new vid?

EDIT: Watched the vid and Chang stays close enough to the empty VHS boxes to have knocked them down. Don't know if he did, but it looks oh so fishy.
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Re: ahh...john chang

Postby jafc on Mon May 26, 2008 1:52 pm

it's just sad that some one would devote so much to self delusion. How is this different from me placing a metal collander on my head to keep those fucking martians from reading my thoughts?
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Re: ahh...john chang

Postby qiphlow on Mon May 26, 2008 3:12 pm

the metal collander won't work because of the holes. that's why you need a tinfoil hat.
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Re: ahh...john chang

Postby TaoJoannes on Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:59 pm

Okay, so, what's knocking the bricks over?
oh qué una tela enredada que tejemos cuando primero practicamos para engañar
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Re: ahh...john chang

Postby Cryptohominid on Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:03 pm

Empty Video boxes are not bricks. What video are you watching?

JC is more than close enough to the boxes to puff them over without even opening his mouth.
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Re: ahh...john chang

Postby TaoJoannes on Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:12 pm

Oh, video boxes, whatever. So he's just using qigung breathing to knock em down, eh?
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Re: ahh...john chang

Postby bruce on Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:44 pm

TaoJoannes wrote:Okay, so, what's knocking the bricks over?


i think it was the holy spirit
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Re: ahh...john chang

Postby Cryptohominid on Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:34 pm

Oh, I get it.

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Re: ahh...john chang

Postby Dmitri on Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:54 am

They've got nothing on this guy.

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Re: ahh...john chang

Postby Doc Stier on Sun Jul 20, 2008 3:49 pm

Yo, qiflow:

As an aside, I love my Whirley Pop, too. It's the best for making popcorn at home. Just goes to show that Great Minds think alike! 8-) ;D

And back to the topic at hand, I wonder who or what is underneath the cloth covered table in that last video clip, don't you? :P

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Re: ahh...john chang

Postby qiphlow on Sun Jul 20, 2008 6:06 pm

Doc Stier wrote:Yo, qiflow:

As an aside, I love my Whirley Pop, too. It's the best for making popcorn at home. Just goes to show that Great Minds think alike! 8-) ;D

And back to the topic at hand, I wonder who or what is underneath the cloth covered table in that last video clip, don't you? :P

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popcorn? i've never used it for popcorn. it's the best coffee bean roaster ever, though. ;)
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Re: ahh...john chang

Postby Dmitri on Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:39 pm

Doc Stier wrote:And back to the topic at hand, I wonder who or what is underneath the cloth covered table in that last video clip, don't you? :P

What they should have done was put 10 bricks on the table instead of two, write numbers on them, and have some random guy (e.g. from the camera crew) think of a number from 1 to 10, have another guy think of a direction (back or forth), write those on a piece of paper, and tell the guy to knock the specified brick in the specified direction.

But that wouldn't make for exciting news I mean, chi doesn't work like that, does it.
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Re: ahh...john chang

Postby Doc Stier on Mon Jul 21, 2008 7:20 am

Dmitri wrote: chi doesn't work like that, does it.


And speaking of which.....does chi actually go around corners, or only in straight lines....ummm, or is it only in circles, or what? ???

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