Yo Mama So...

[Chris McKinley]

[Doc Stier]

Yo Mama so fat....they had to baptize her at Sea World!

Doc

[DeusTrismegistus]

Yo mama so fat when she wears a red dress people think she is the Cool Aid Man!

[Doc Stier]

Oh, yeah? Well, yo mama so fat that when she wears her Malcolm X t-shirt, rescue helicopters try to land on her back!



Doc

[bigphatwong]

Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out.

[Doc Stier]

Yeah? Well, yo mama so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.



Doc

[kreese]

I don't know what to make of Doc Stier having the best Yo Mama jokes so far.

[gasmaster]

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house... she sits AROUND the house.

[yusuf]

Your mother is so fat that Obi Wan Kenobi said, "That's no moon young Luke, that's your mother"

[Michael]

Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl come wiff a lifeguard.

Yo mama so fat she goe to a restaurant, look at the menu and say "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she step on the scale it say...'to be continued'...

Yo mama so fat when she wear a yellow raincoat, people say "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat when she go to the amusement park, people try to ride her!

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.

[Darthwing Teorist]

Yo mama so fat, she has her own moon.

Yo mama so fat, she has Godzilla as a pet.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes rafting she's the raft.

[Chris Fleming]

yo mamas so fat she has more chins than the chinese phonebook

[qiphlow]

Your mother is so fat that Obi Wan Kenobi said, "That's no moon young Luke, that's your mother"

quoted for star wars reference.

[qiphlow]

if i had a face like your mother's, i'd scrape it off and grow a scab.

if my dog looked like your mom, i'd shave it's ass and make it walk backwards.

[Buddy]

Yo mamas so fat she beeps when she backs up.