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Ian's Vagina

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Ian's Vagina

Postby Bhassler on Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:29 pm

The thread about the other forum was locked, with the last post being a real gem by Ian:

MY VAGINA HURTS


If I could have one wish for this nameless forum, it would be that somehow, some way, any time Ian were to type MY VAGINA HURTS in all caps, that thread would be automatically banished and locked. Ideally, we would change the BTDT subforum to "Ian's Vagina" as well.
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Re: Ian's Vagina

Postby Bär on Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:07 pm


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWe0a7r6oRw

Oprah knows just what Ian's talking about.
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Re: Ian's Vagina

Postby yusuf on Wed Feb 18, 2009 4:06 am

Ian needs to take a cue from this woman

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..and wash the sand out of his vagina...
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Re: Ian's Vagina

Postby Darth Rock&Roll on Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:55 am

scrub that va jay jay!

mmmmm freshly scrubbed non oprah va jay jay.
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Re: Ian's Vagina

Postby qiphlow on Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:07 am

i vote this thread to have the best title of twenty ought nine
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Re: Ian's Vagina

Postby Ian on Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:29 pm

that's entirely too much power for a big leathery coin purse to have!
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Re: Ian's Vagina

Postby Bär on Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:48 pm

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Re: Ian's Vagina

Postby GrahamB on Thu Feb 19, 2009 3:27 am

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Re: Ian's Vagina

Postby RobP2 on Thu Feb 19, 2009 7:15 am

I believe the tehchnical term for Ian's vagina is mangina?

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Re: Ian's Vagina

Postby qiphlow on Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:59 pm

nice afro, rob
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Re: Ian's Vagina

Postby Dmitri on Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:01 pm

Why, why does this thread exist? :-X
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Re: Ian's Vagina

Postby qiphlow on Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:19 pm

because it's t3h r34L eF, dmitri.
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Re: Ian's Vagina

Postby bigphatwong on Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:11 pm

This thread is practically begging for some Luenell... ;D

NOBODY gets near Yung when Tanaka's around. That's for shit sure.
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Re: Ian's Vagina

Postby Bär on Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:19 pm

I had no idea she did comedy. Hawsome.
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Re: Ian's Vagina

Postby Felipe Bidó on Thu Feb 19, 2009 5:06 pm

RobP2 wrote:I believe the tehchnical term for Ian's vagina is mangina?



Iangina, actually
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