by Andy_S on Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:00 am
The best I have seen was from a security cam in a boozer. IIRC, it goes like this:
Two chaps are talking at a bar. Suddenly, one chap decks the other....then drops a friend of the guy....and finally drops a third bloke who tries to prevent him getting out.
A very fast and decisive series of moves and a smart strategy:
(1) Do the job
(2) Get out
(3) Drop anybody trying to stop you doing (1) or (2)
Services available:
Pies scoffed. Ales quaffed. Beds shat. Oiks irked. Chavs chinned. Thugs thumped. Sacks split. Arses goosed. Udders ogled. Canines consumed. Sheep shagged.Matrons outraged. Vicars enlightened. PM for rates.