by kenneth fish on Thu Mar 01, 2012 2:22 pm
Excellent! For those who were there for the sledge hammer exercises - bring them. Also - bring two bricks per attendee (they are cheap and more useful than dumbells for our purposes) and two long neck type wine or whiskey bottles (empty) - oeniphiles refer to these as "mallet shaped" bottles - these will serve as cheap Indian clubs (which you can later slowly fill with shot or sand). Somebody bring a wide mouth large jar (like a commercial mayonaise jar), and a couple of empty laundry detergent bottles (the kind with the handle grip - these will serve as cheap "stone lock" weights). A couple of thick spear shafts, and a pastrami on rye. Cut thin, with deli mustard.
Just kidding about the sandwich.
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