Political Humor Only Please

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Sun Mar 12, 2017 12:28 pm

There is a sucker born every minute.


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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:54 pm

More of my dark humor.

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Dmitri on Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:11 am

Conway: "I'm not in the job of having evidence."
Ya just can't make that shit up... ;D ;D
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Dmitri on Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:18 am

Some NOT president-related political humor, for a change:

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/tex ... ng-n732756
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Steve James on Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:56 am

Aw, I'm sorta liking all the memes that suggest that Trump isn't smart enough to figure out all the traps Obama left for him. Though, none of them are very funny otherwise. They seem bitter, rather than satiric.

Getting rid of Obamacare is easy. Just rescind the law that makes it necessary to have insurance. Allow people to see whomever doctor they please, or can afford. A good Trump "joke" would be one that shows how many more people Trump's plan covers compared to Obama's. There must be a cartoon somewhere that plays with the change of name to American Health Care Act (aopt "Affordable Care"). Whoowee, that makes a big difference :)

Oh yeah, afa job growth, all through the campaign, Trump said that "the unemployment figures are phony." That the "real" unemployment rate was 40%. But, now 50 days after taking office, he claims they're real. So, he was right when he said he'd be the greatest job creator ever. Yeah, in 50 days, he's reduced unemployment 35%. He'll say it, and get a standing ovation. The joke will be on those 35% of the working population with new jobs. Or, should I say, on those who haven't suddenly gained better employment. Oh well, keep laughing.
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:28 am

Dmitri wrote:Some NOT president-related political humor, for a change:

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/tex ... ng-n732756


-dropjaw-

That's the thinking behind new legislation proposed by a Texas lawmaker that would fine men $100 for masturbating and require a 24-hour cooling off period before they can buy Viagra.
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby klonk on Tue Mar 14, 2017 7:45 am

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Steve James on Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:56 pm

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby Michael on Tue Mar 14, 2017 6:11 pm

She forgot to mention the light bulbs. They can spies on you as well.
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Wed Mar 15, 2017 12:12 am

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Wed Mar 15, 2017 12:14 am

Michael wrote:She forgot to mention the light bulbs. They can spies on you as well.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY
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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby klonk on Wed Mar 15, 2017 12:43 pm

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Thu Mar 16, 2017 6:42 pm

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:56 pm

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Re: Political Humor Only Please

Postby grzegorz on Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:02 am

Another weekend of golf.

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