The Onion is claiming to have been sold to a Chinese company and is running such hilarious stories as "China Strong," "Nothing At All Happens To 28 Tibetan Protesters, Their Families," and "Pristine Shipment Of Fish Product Contaminated By Filthy U.S. Inspectors"
As of press time, the brute and inexpressive English language could not convey the full magnificence of China, nor its excellence in every arena, nor the protective warmth of the red sun that shines forever on its borders, nor the innumerable glories of its Great Leaders.
Check out the brilliant parody website they made for their new "parent company" http://www.yuwanmei.com/home, be sure to read through the products that they offer...