Ah, yes. Crumpets for Colonists, the umbrella-organisation that also covers "Scones for Zealots", the "Just Say HooRye for the Mayflower"-expedition, as well as the infamous "Flapjack League" and their Muffin Brigade. Some bad recipes came out of their work, as we all remember.
We here in Europe realized everything had gone to the dogs when you guys had that tea-party in Boston and didn´t pour the milk in first. That´s where the rot set in.
D.
Sarcasm. Oh yeah, like that´ll work.