by Andy_S on Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:35 pm
Ideal world:
Turn/blend with him inside his motion and send him spinning out of control across the room and into that convenient pool of hungry piranha. Then stand there, in pose, with a calm but deadly look on your mug.
If you train boxing:
Bob and end up on his outside, then hook.
If you train Taiji:
Calmly palm it past you and do what you have to do from his side door
A simple solution that does not require a lot of training
Palm stop him on his bicep, and follow up with a straight something with your other hand, or wrap after the bicep stop and move into clinchwork
An option that does not require tremendous timing:
Move forward with anything straight inside his circle and do your thing from there.
McKinley Solution
Gun the bastard down with a hollow-point double tap, saw off one of his limbs with one of your (various) pieces of concealed cutlery, take it home and call the neighbours and local LEOs round for a barbie.
Most likely solution (ie if you don't see the thing coming from a mile off and only have a split second to react):
As Shooter says: Cover up, take a bit, and and move forward, being aware that he will be following up immediately with the other hand.
Of course, having too many solutions to any one tactical problem is mind clutter - the next worst thing to having no solution at all. Sigh...
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