by GrahamB on Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:47 am
This just in on the wires:
NEWSFLASH
The UK's Senior Systema Representative Mr Rob Poyton has decided to drop the Russian Martial Art and return to his Chinese roots by taking up the art of BaguaZhang. "It will help in my new career as a waiter", said the former Eastern Block sympathiser. "I need something that can help me juggle 6 plates at once, while moving through a busy restaurant". When questioned on whether he now believes in Qi Mr Poynton would only wink slyly and say. "Qi sells, that's all I'm saying". More news as it arrives.