http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5D9soUFe1Q&NR=1
Check 0:27 - funniest thing I have seen for a long, long time. Wonder what pelvic-floor exercises he does? Moreover...what could be the application of this crowd-pleasing skill?
Oh, and the "Shaolin Salute-Most Muscular Pec Pose" he does prior to that is not unamusing.
All good fun.
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Chap Breaks Blocks with His Taint!
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Chap Breaks Blocks with His Taint!
by Andy_S on Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:49 am
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Re: Chap Breaks Blocks with His Taint!
by RobP2 on Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:41 am
Appropriate that is name is Harris I suppose!
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Re: Chap Breaks Blocks with His Taint!
by DeusTrismegistus on Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:37 am
Ok, so he can break some bricks, big whoop. If I jumped and landed ass first in a bunch of bricks they would break too.
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Re: Chap Breaks Blocks with His Taint!
by Andy_S on Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:08 am
RobP2:
Harris? Why?
Deus:
We'll be the judge of that. Vid, please. And we will have a photo of any damage to your taint afterwards too, thank'ee.
Harris? Why?
Deus:
We'll be the judge of that. Vid, please. And we will have a photo of any damage to your taint afterwards too, thank'ee.
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Re: Chap Breaks Blocks with His Taint!
by DeusTrismegistus on Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:12 am
Andy_S wrote:RobP2:
Harris? Why?
Deus:
We'll be the judge of that. Vid, please. And we will have a photo of any damage to your taint afterwards too, thank'ee.
LOL I didn't say it wouldn't hurt
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Re: Chap Breaks Blocks with His Taint!
by Andy_S on Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:16 am
And, damned if there isn't ANOTHER taint break at O.39. Performed while wearing a frog suit!
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Re: Chap Breaks Blocks with His Taint!
by gasmaster on Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:19 am
Yeah, but a taint doesn't hit back... or does it?
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Re: Chap Breaks Blocks with His Taint!
by Ian on Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:05 am
Andy_S wrote:Deus...photo of...your taint
NO PLEASE.
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Re: Chap Breaks Blocks with His Taint!
by mixjourneyman on Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:48 am
Ian wrote:Andy_S wrote:Deus...photo of...your taint
NO PLEASE.
This thread is fecking outstanding!
Wait for it.... I'll Fecking destroy his taint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
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Re: Chap Breaks Blocks with His Taint!
by RobP2 on Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:20 am
Andy_S wrote:RobP2:
Harris? Why?
Harris is rhyming slang for arse. Well, to be precise:
Harris = Aristotle = bottle = bottle and glass = arse
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Re: Chap Breaks Blocks with His Taint!
by QuaiJohnCain on Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:56 pm
Let's see it done without the spacers in between the blocks.... 
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Re: Chap Breaks Blocks with His Taint!
by Joe L. on Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:09 pm
How taint quaint.
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Re: Chap Breaks Blocks with His Taint!
by Dai Zhi Qiang on Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:11 pm
Actually breaking stuff with the ass is part of the Zhoukou cirricullum as they use a move called "Tiger squatting", which they train squatting onto a bench and hitting it with the edge of the ass muscle (I don't think you use your tailbone, lol).
There is a story on Jareks site of a certain practitioner using this force to break a bench.
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There is a story on Jareks site of a certain practitioner using this force to break a bench.
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Re: Chap Breaks Blocks with His Taint!
by kreese on Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:12 pm
That rhyming slang stuff is crazy!
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Re: Chap Breaks Blocks with His Taint!
by Andy_S on Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:31 am
SNIP
Actually breaking stuff with the ass is part of the Zhoukou cirricullum as they use a move called "Tiger squatting", which they train squatting onto a bench and hitting it with the edge of the ass muscle (I don't think you use your tailbone, lol).
There is a story on Jareks site of a certain practitioner using this force to break a bench.
SNIP
What is Zhoukou? And what is the application of this skill, Dai? Sounds like something we might see in pro-rassling.
Though I am sure if cures constipation.
Actually breaking stuff with the ass is part of the Zhoukou cirricullum as they use a move called "Tiger squatting", which they train squatting onto a bench and hitting it with the edge of the ass muscle (I don't think you use your tailbone, lol).
There is a story on Jareks site of a certain practitioner using this force to break a bench.
SNIP
What is Zhoukou? And what is the application of this skill, Dai? Sounds like something we might see in pro-rassling.
Though I am sure if cures constipation.
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Pies scoffed. Ales quaffed. Beds shat. Oiks irked. Chavs chinned. Thugs thumped. Sacks split. Arses goosed. Udders ogled. Canines consumed. Sheep shagged.Matrons outraged. Vicars enlightened. PM for rates.
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