A good athlete, very strong legs a bit of a wushuized version. One of my buddies used to say...(old timer) "if you ever had to fight a guy who did dog style, throw something at him and run." They have trained hard and long to make the system worked...chences are they are tough.
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Doggie Style
by Dr.Rob on Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:13 am
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Re: Doggie Style
by Dr.Rob on Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:29 am
raise you...
turtle Xing Yi
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Re: Doggie Style
by Dmitri on Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:31 am
OMG, the "application" for 'lifting leg to pee'?! 
Now that's funny. (Even though it probably wasn't meant to be.)
It's hard to see (for me personally) anything beyond general athleticism in all these various forms... (same goes for Tom's "Wu Song Tuo Kao" on the other thread, etc., etc.)
Clearly a result of a lot of hard work, but beyond basic physical attributes (agility, coordination, etc.), forms show NOTHING at all, as far as MA go.
Others mileage I'm sure will vary, as usual.
Now that's funny. (Even though it probably wasn't meant to be.)It's hard to see (for me personally) anything beyond general athleticism in all these various forms... (same goes for Tom's "Wu Song Tuo Kao" on the other thread, etc., etc.)
Clearly a result of a lot of hard work, but beyond basic physical attributes (agility, coordination, etc.), forms show NOTHING at all, as far as MA go.
Others mileage I'm sure will vary, as usual.
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Re: Doggie Style
by Doc Stier on Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:54 pm
None of those styles will defeat Monkey Style (Tai Shing Pek Kwar):
"First in the Mind and then in the Body."
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Re: Doggie Style
by meeks on Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:18 pm
Dr. Rob - that's some pretty decent xing yi. Is that YOUR school?
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Re: Doggie Style
by Alexander on Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:25 pm
Doc Stier wrote:None of those styles will defeat Monkey Style (Tai Shing Pek Kwar):
Mother of god..
That Paulie Zenk monkey style is amazing.. you legitimately would not be able to tell that was not a monkey if the lighting were poor and you were videotaping.
Awesome.
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Re: Doggie Style
by Andy_S on Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:28 pm
Against Dog Style, the recommended technique is to back kick him, hard, in the mug when he stoops down to sniff your arse.
Against Duck Style, simply brandish a wok and watch him waddle off, terrified. Turtle is tricker: You need to learn the secret "Shark Form." And as for Monkey: Offer him a bag of peanuts and a banana, and he'll be your pal. Game over.
Fighting animal stylists? Nothing to it.
Against Duck Style, simply brandish a wok and watch him waddle off, terrified. Turtle is tricker: You need to learn the secret "Shark Form." And as for Monkey: Offer him a bag of peanuts and a banana, and he'll be your pal. Game over.
Fighting animal stylists? Nothing to it.
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Re: Doggie Style
by Doc Stier on Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:55 pm
Alexander wrote:Mother of god..
That Paulie Zink monkey style is amazing.. you legitimately would not be able to tell that was not a monkey if the lighting were poor and you were videotaping.
Awesome.
Alexander:
If you like that first clip of Sifu Paulie Zink, you'll probably like this one as well. Enjoy!
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Re: Doggie Style
by bailewen on Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:37 am
I'm so disappointed. I thought this is what you meant:
http://www.testriffic.com/resultfiles/7068doggie.gif
http://www.testriffic.com/resultfiles/7068doggie.gif
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Re: Doggie Style
by Chanchu on Sat Sep 26, 2009 11:54 am
Best against doggie style is tiger fork!
That first clip is off of the old doc. "This is kung fu" has TCMA and Mod wu shu clips its fun to watch.
That first clip is off of the old doc. "This is kung fu" has TCMA and Mod wu shu clips its fun to watch.
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