Why was the little strawberry sad?

[fuga]

Because his mother was in a jam.


My 5 year old daughter's favorite joke.

[qiphlow]

thanks for that pete--
brought a smile to my hellish workday!

[Darthwing Teorist]

thanks for that pete--
brought a smile to my hellish workday!

Let me tell you about my last two hellish workdays: yesterday we had a company outdoor outing, near a lake (the water was really warm, surprising for these parts). Except getting stuck in a ditch in the woods, the rest was awesome: BBQ diner, drinks, games and I got to swim and snorkel.

Today, we went to have diner at a French restaurant. We rinsed everything down with some good red wine and had a William Pear just for good measure.

[chud]

I worked til 10 o'clock last night moving data from one server to another, and will probably have to do disaster recovery work this weekend. Grrrrrr...

[qiphlow]

thanks for that pete--
brought a smile to my hellish workday!

Let me tell you about my last two hellish workdays: yesterday we had a company outdoor outing, near a lake (the water was really warm, surprising for these parts). Except getting stuck in a ditch in the woods, the rest was awesome: BBQ diner, drinks, games and I got to swim and snorkel.

Today, we went to have diner at a French restaurant. We rinsed everything down with some good red wine and had a William Pear just for good measure.

thanks. i feel sooooooooo much better now.

[Darthwing Teorist]

Sorry! I couldn't help teasing - I am too glad about my job. If it is any consolation, the whole car-in-the-ditch-in-the-woods sucked big shiny balls, even though the car finally got towed out without a scratch.

[Bär]

I took off early yesterday to go mushroom hunting. Br00tal.

Fuga - sounds like your kid is on the right path.

[qiphlow]

Sorry! I couldn't help teasing - I am too glad about my job. If it is any consolation, the whole car-in-the-ditch-in-the-woods sucked big shiny balls, even though the car finally got towed out without a scratch.

i know you were teasing. no worries.

[Michael]

I think in Canada getting a "car stuck in a ditch in the woods" is actually code for something else that I'm not sure about, but I think Teo gave it away with his Freudian slip, "sucked big shiny balls".

[fuga]

Wow, this thread has veered.

Hopefully strawberry is not code word for something in Canada.

[chud]

Or Canada is a code word for something to do with strawberries...

[Darthwing Teorist]

Do you know the difference between jam and jelly?

...






You can't jelly it up the ass.

[qiphlow]

ahahhaahahahahahahahahaha!!!!