The Name Calling Thread

[qiphlow]

i can handle gladys, ya poof.

[Interloper]

Ian: Lowlander, hairy-assed ditchpig.

[qiphlow]

it goes without saying that ditchpigs have hairy asses.

[Interloper]

Sometimes redundancy helps to drive the point home more thoroughly, gladys.

[qiphlow]

i only accept gladys because it seems like the sort of woman that would have been played by terry jones in an episode of python.

[mixjourneyman]

i only accept gladys because it seems like the sort of woman that would have been played by terry jones in an episode of python.

So I says to mable, I says, I says, I says..... Four shillings and a pence, ya can never tell her apart. Was a white wedding it was.

[Ian]

Ian: Lowlander, hairy-assed ditchpig.

due to some obvious genetic misshap, I'm unable to sprout ass foliage of any description. it's smooth as the bonnet of a porsche.

meaning, no woman will be running her fingers adoringly through my locks of love.

fail

[C-Hopkins]

Ian: Lowlander, hairy-assed ditchpig.

due to some obvious genetic misshap, I'm unable to sprout ass foliage of any description. it's smooth as the bonnet of a porsche.

Bullshit.

You have an ASSfro.


Bitchez.

[Darth Rock&Roll]

Ian: Lowlander, hairy-assed ditchpig.

due to some obvious genetic misshap, I'm unable to sprout ass foliage of any description. it's smooth as the bonnet of a porsche.

meaning, no woman will be running her fingers adoringly through my locks of love.

fail

once puberty hits, you're in for a big surprise there hairless. then you will have "upper ass beard" like the rest of the men on the planet who aren't native americans or asians.

[C-Hopkins]

Silence!

You sweat from a Baboons balls.

[bigphatwong]

Freeze, you diseased rhinoceros pizzle.

[Ian]

quit getting all butthurt because I'm hairless. buncha fro-having arse ogres.

that goes for you too, charity, you mastodon.

[Harvey]

well screw you, some of us have to wax. you cock wrangling donkey felcher

[mixjourneyman]

You pile of bruised donkey feces.

[LJN]

I love the celtic influence of your insults, feckers. I do not want know what a ditchpig is and if the buttocks are hairy that is just scary, thank goodness for my Cherokee blood. Non upper butt hair people.