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Re: Fighting with girls

Postby mixjourneyman on Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:44 pm

TaoJoannes wrote:Dude, they wouldn't date you, the hair would be a deal breaker. They'd just beat you up and take your money.

It builds character.


lol.

What I was going to say was so inappropriate that I can't even give you a general idea of what it was lol! ;D
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Re: Fighting with girls

Postby TaoJoannes on Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:58 pm

Pussy!
That sounds like a Palinesque dodge.
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Re: Fighting with girls

Postby I-mon on Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:15 pm

I went all the way to China hoping to meet hardcore kung fu babes. I was sorely disappointed.
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Re: Fighting with girls

Postby qiphlow on Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:30 pm

biker chicks:

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Re: Fighting with girls

Postby Josealb on Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:10 am

I once played fight with a girl, her idea, but i was a little drunk and hip tossed her with a slight lack of control and...well.....never saw that face again after that. :P


Fighting girls? man that headlock Bruce gave you did wonders to your ego. ::)
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Re: Fighting with girls

Postby TaoJoannes on Sun Oct 05, 2008 4:57 pm

Ha! Bruce gave me about 50 headlocks, all they ever did was make my ears swell.

You should never fight with girls using techniques you can't do well enough to perform safely, that's like rule number one.
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Re: Fighting with girls

Postby affa on Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:36 am

the mating drive and the aggression mechanism are pretty inextricably bound up with each other.
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Re: Fighting with girls

Postby Ian on Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:11 am

"At one point, she lost her verve when somebody came up to ask me something and I was dealing with her one-handed while talking to the other person."

Like Neo! :o

"In any case, she wound up on the ground with the wind knocked out of her in about 3 seconds, flat..."

3 secondsFLAT?! amagad.

"And I punched her. Not hard, but with connection, extremely scary taps, basically."

First time I've heard anyone describe their own hits as extremely scary.

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Re: Fighting with girls

Postby mixjourneyman on Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:44 am

Ian wrote:"At one point, she lost her verve when somebody came up to ask me something and I was dealing with her one-handed while talking to the other person."

Like Neo! :o

"In any case, she wound up on the ground with the wind knocked out of her in about 3 seconds, flat..."

3 secondsFLAT?! amagad.

"And I punched her. Not hard, but with connection, extremely scary taps, basically."

First time I've heard anyone describe their own hits as extremely scary.

:)


Well you are dealing with someone who hits girls.... ;D
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